I'm cranky and I feel like crap and this shit is buggin' the hell outta me and who do they think they're fooling and everybody gets to suffer my utt
I was wondering how long a title I could use before I ran out of my "allotted" title space.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. government warned American private financial services on Thursday of an al Queda call for a cyber attack against online stock trading and banking Web sites beginning on Friday,a source said.
The source,a person familiar with the warning,said the Islamic militant group aimed to penetrate and destroy the databases of the U.S. financial sites...
Where the fuck do I begin?
"American private financial"..
"AL QUEDA!!"..(holy flyin' crap!..Grab yer Babies!)..
"banking web sites"..
Can we use any more,..aimed at the most weak minded,paranoid,right wing,PISSED OFF because we lost control of the hearts and minds of the people, key fear invoking phrases??...Why yes,...we can..
Hey,..the indiscriminate destruction of national architectural icons,and the subsequent loss of thousands of lives is one thing,..but now yer after my Christmas club account??..BASTARDS!!...Why did we ever let them Democrats take control of our legislative branches of government in the face of such..such...I don't know,..but that shit sounds really fucked up.
Wait a minute..
The department of Homeland Security confirmed an alert had been distributed,but said there was no reason to believe the threat was credible...
Okay..So,.. you're saying that this was just one of them INcredible Homeland Security alerts?..Well don't I feel dumb for getting all worked up..
"Denial of service is what is called for",said a Homeland Security official who spoke on condition of anonymity...
Translation: "I'm supposed to follow the party line and come out in favor of censoring the internet and eavesdropping on private citizens in an effort to further the agendas of my party's fundamentalist dogmatic BULLSHIT,..but I see which way the wind is blowing so I prefer to remain "anonymous"..
Like I said,..I'm cranky...Nyquil helps.