Monday, February 25, 2008

Makes perfect sense to me..

..Much capitalization,and profanity ensues..

I had a whole other post lined up for today.
You know how you do.
And then I watched the local news.

I've ranted about this from time to time.
As a bike rider,It consistently boggles my mind that I have got to be on the defensive every second,while going to and fro about my business.
Is there something I'm missing?
I mean,you are in a two ton fuckin' ballistic projectile,and I'm all of a buck-sixty on an alluminum pedalbike.
Every week,I hear about yet another bike rider,wiped out by some driver that was just too preoccupied with their own SHIT-FUCK life,to take a moment to pull their head out of their ass.

**In Today's Fucking News**..I shit you not.

Okay...Well,it seems that this DISABLED FUCKING VETERAN!!..had the audacity to drive his wheelchair at night,without headlights!
Well there ya go.
How is anyone supposed to yak on their fucking cell phone,put on their make-up,play with their pussy,find their favorite song on their fucking CD,and avoid hazardous,wheelchair bound FUCKING DISABLED VETERANS,while they're drunk?
I just don't know.
The good news is!!..He didn't have long to live anyway.

BUT!!..Fear not.
Our local constabulary is on the job!

Oh,..I see.
According to this puke fucking,ignorant,I've got a badge and here is the official stance of dickless cocksuckers that can't get it up unless they have the smell of gun metal,and John Brown leather belts wafting about,look me dead in the face and expect me to buy this cretinous logic,blights on all that is decent,GO FUCK YERSELF,YOU PSYCHOTIC WASTE OF EJACULATE!...

It's a cross-WALK!..He should have been walking!
..He was 'riding'.
No mention of the fact that,apparently,someone else was FUCKING DRIVING! in the crosswalk at the same time.
Homeless recycling guy was clearly in violation of article 15 of the uniform code of ..umm..something,which states,..
'If we don't like it,you can't do it!'

I wonder if Mr. dead in his tracks,DISABLED FUCKING VETERAN ever needed to cross the street in his wheelchair?
Well don't ya know,he should have been pushing it across the street!..
..It's the law.



At 7:45 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

That cop is one big asshole. I am right there with you Sling, I ride my bike to work everyday. And I almost get hit everyday. It is amazing I haven't but I have had enough close calls that some cars have nice dents in the side from my foot kicking them (when and if I catch up to them)

At 7:53 PM , Blogger Sling said...

sage- I swear to god,I've been close enough,while in the fuckin' crosswalk,to pound my fist on the hood of their car!
I was watching..they weren't.
It gets wearisome.

At 8:52 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

judas priest...i think people that ride bikes or motor cycles should be allowed to carry a gun with a full load..shoot them bastids...
i love my texas redneck way of thinking..

At 9:21 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellerdawg- I love your Texas Redneck way of thinkin' too!
By my way of thinking,you don't break a mother fucker's neck,just because they say that you're ugly..
But if they pull a knife on you,then you know they aren't collecting for the Red Cross!
It's like that.

At 11:08 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

Oh no - how sad.

At 8:48 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

No wheels in the cross walk? Since when?

Holy cats, this is infuriating. But then, you've got the infuriation all sewn up here so I'll just get the cake and some forks.

At 10:08 AM , Blogger jan said...

Homeless recycling guy just needs to hire a high priced lawyer and...

oh, wait. That probably won't work either.

At 10:58 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

as a bike rider and can collector i'm totally fucking outraged.

do you think some bitch in a spandex outfit, riding her bike in a crosswalk while talking on a fucking cell phone would be arreseted?

it seems anyone who can't defend himself, ie the poor and disabled, are targets for a bunch of lazy fucking cops.

who in the fuck is running this cracker factory of a planet.

At 10:59 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

oh yeah, i've kicked a lot of cars and had some interesting confrontations.

At 11:36 AM , Blogger Doralong said...

That is so fucking messed up I have no idea what to say.. And that takes some doing.

At 12:44 PM , Blogger Willym said...

'Tis a mad world my masters!
Thomas Middleton - 1604.

You're fucking right Tom!
Willym 2008

At 1:12 PM , Blogger Mom said...

That is all so wrong and so sad. I'm trying to find a little compassion and kindness from anyone involved. it seems to be missing on all sides.

At 4:29 PM , Blogger Sling said...

cowbell- I'm still trippin' on the neighbors attitude that he was gonna die soon.

Rainey- And did you check out Sherlock giving recycle guy a field sobriety test?..After he just got hit by a car!!
Let me guess.
'Subject appeared to be disoriented,and unable to stand on one leg,with his head back,and touch his nose'...YA THINK!!

jan- He won't even get the money for his cans.You can bet they went South with Serpico.

billy P.-I knew you'd be able to relate.
Gangsters with badges are running the Cracker Factory buddy.

doralong- In both of the clips,people are sayin' shit that makes perfect sense to them.
That's scary!

willym- Two brilliant,and appropriate observations!

mom- See,this is why I could never be a newscaster.
I'd read this stuf on the air,and be all like,'Are you fuckin' kidding me??'

At 5:13 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

We have shit like that on regular basis, too. We're marginally better on the reaction front. Our local media actually takes the side of the victim.

That said, there's no measurable effect in the driving population. I'm a walker - a driver only if absolutely necessary - and so have collected trillions of stories of near-misses and outrageous driving.

In the last few years I've noticed that although a driver avoided hitting me SOOOO narrowly, my hair's still springing back into place, they can't fucking be bothered to look aghast. Apologetic. Sorry. Disturbed. It doesn't register.

Yah. They're cocksuckers, every one of them, I don't care who they are or if I'm related to them.

At 5:31 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Booda Babe- I find the worst times are when I'm crossing the street on my bike,and some fool figures they can beat me through the crosswalk to make their turn.I only ever cross on the little 'walking man' signal.
A while back,when some idiot had to slam on his brakes to avoid hitting me,(I had my eye on him),He layed on his horn as if I was somehow inconveniencing him!...asshole.

At 6:59 PM , Blogger Serena Joy said...

Geez, that's just so messed up and totally wrong.:(

At 7:04 PM , Blogger Sling said...

serena joy- This ain't nothin' new under the sun doll.
Hence,my frequent tirades. ;)

At 7:37 PM , Blogger hello, my name is danny. said...

thankfully i never had a mishap when i used to tool around on a bike between oakland and berkeley, but i totally get where you are coming from.

i'm going to send you some reflective tape and a bell that rings to put all over your bike, sling. oh and maybe some streamers for the handlebar grips, too, so that your bike looks real pretty.

At 7:44 PM , Blogger Sling said...

danny- Thanks buddy!..then all I'd have to worry about is getting beat up by teenage girls on my way home from work.

At 3:07 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's insane. And it's an across-the-board problem - bikes aren't safe form cars, cars aren't safe from big stupid SUV's, no one is safe from truckers. As if driving something big exempts you from having to wach out for other. (Bu, I'm still a little shaky from all that capitalization!)

At 12:47 PM , Blogger Allan said...

A capitalization warning? EXCELLENT!!!

At 10:28 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Citizen- Remind me to tell you the story about the time I was struck down by an M60 tank...for real.

allan- I try really hard to avoid shouting.It's a poor way to make a salient point,and does disservice to the speaker,as well as the listener.
But when I'm confronted with BULLSHIT!!..I get all Aryan n' stuff.

At 8:22 AM , Blogger Monica said...

our mayor is a bike rider so we have someone important looking out for us but it still isn't enough :( too many drivers don't have enough consciousness of pedestrians, bikers or even other drivers around here!

At 6:25 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

I was crying my eyes out by the time I finished reading this post...what a pack of mongrel bastards...the driver, the cop and also the woman saying he only had a few months to live duhh...

Tha was the attitude with Don...he was sick so therefoire antthing, any cruelty and suffering is okay. talk about shit for brains. Even the wheelchair is the same type... an no Don had no lights and couldn't push it accross the road...

What is happening to people? The man who was killed so violently was already suffering, had already suffered more than most ablebodied people can even begin to imagine. Every thing, every single thing in life is harder when you are in a wheelchair...from cleaning teeth, even having a cup of tea is harder...not to mention all the internal problems and the pain...the man who was killed was about the same age as Don and he too would have had high levels of daily suffering... most likely would have been eking out life in which the major financial burdern is medicaiton for pain and other ...

Once Don was almost collected by a speeding bus full of school kids...because he was only the height od a child in the chair and because the street beautification had planted bushes the height of a child near the pedestrian crossing, Din could not be seen nor see till he poked the feet of the chair out onto the road...

I am sure they would have found some way to blame the victim had he been killed...

At least the man killed is out of all the shit, but his life was worthwhile; people assume they know what a life lived that way must be for the driver and cop and that woman giving one will really be able to say that their lives were worthwhile...

It sickens me and Sling cuss away... sometimes there is no other way to get the disgust and anger out...
Sorry for the rant, but I still cry oceans when I consider such cruelty and bastardry. I know how hard it was for Don and for the man killed just to do ordinary things we don't even notice.

That copper really is a pig...and thats why some of themn are called apologies to the pigs

At 9:40 PM , Blogger Sling said...

monica- As bad as the drivers are here in our little hamlet,I can only imagine how they must behave in Chicago!

middle child- Glad you dropped by.
I thought of you and Don specifically while ranting on this.
In each of the clips,the part that really chaps my ass is that these people think what they are saying,somehow makes sense.
Have we fallen so low?
How can the newscasters read this off the teleprompter,and not go,"Holy shit!..You people are fucking morons!"

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