Every day at break time,I get the Rush Limbaugh report.
One of the fellas (NST) has Rush fed intravenously into his head all the livelong morning,and then feels the inexplicable need to repeat everything that sweaty red-faced turd had to say,verbatim
a) I give a mad fuck,..and,
b) He came up with these 'insights' all on his own.
(What he doesn't know,is that I've suffered the painful experience of listening to Rush on more than one occasion while on an install,only to come back to work and have NST triumphantly regurgitate the whole thing).
I need to digress at this point,in order to clarify my stance on Rush Limbaugh.
- I think he is a very intelligent man...Articulate,and focused.
- He's not a half-bad 'entertainer'.
- He's a lying,hate mongering,manipulative,self righteous asshole,that makes his living,not by using his talents to effect positive change,but to capitalize on the insecurities of those segments of the population that are either too naive,or too weak minded to form a coherent opinion of their own...You know,..the George Bush of radio.
In any case,..today's unsolicited offering.
NST: 'Obama was in Israel,and really pissed off the Israelis..His campaign people plastered Obama posters all over the Wailing wall!..The most revered spot in Jerusalem!!'..
..gimme a fuckin' break.
Sling: 'Okay NST,..is that what RUSH
NST: 'Umm..no..Fox News'..(a poorly crafted lie,but look at who his idol is).
Sling: (Mustering every last ounce of paternal patience).. 'NST..Think about it...His crew saw all
these people gathered together in solemn prayer,and decided this
would be the perfect place to get rid of all those extra Obama posters they had layin' around?'..
..'And they did that to accomplish what??..Get the Israeli vote come November??'..
Rush hadn't prepared him for this,'Pull yer head outta yer ass and think for yourself ' type of question,so NST promptly switched to NST's/Rush's, (the personalities tend to blur along these lines), all time favorite rant!..Global Warming.
Rush/NST: 'There's not ONE SHRED of scientific evidence to prove that global warming is a reality!'..
Reality Check: Not only does the entire legitimate
scientific community accept global warming as fact,but Herr Bush himself has admitted that it's a problem that needs to be dealt with,in his State of the Union address.
Rush/NST: 'Al Gore blah,and Al Gore blah,and Al Gore blah,blah,blah!!'..
'Academy award bullshit blah,and Nobel prize blah,blah blah'..
(Insert left wing,liberal Democrat slurs as needed to focus attention on anything but the actual facts)..
Reality Check: The academy awards are ENTERTAINMENT!..Period.
The Nobel prize is handed out by the international,left wing,liberal Democrat Nobel Prize Committee,like as if they were candy corn on Halloween..(that was sarcasm).
Back and forth,forth and back,..what's the bottom line?
Bottom Line: Let's say,for the sake of argument,that Rush/NST is right!
Human beings have NO affect what so ever on global climate change.
It's a figment of the liberal conspiracy's imagination.
An undigested bit o' beef...What's yer fuckin' point?!?..
Are you telling me that there is not one
good reason to develop alternative sources of power?
Cheaper,more efficient,CLEANER sources of energy?..
Have you never been choked by the pollution produced by the indiscriminate burning of fossil fuels that clouds our cities?..
Don't for one second try to convince me that's an act of nature.
Are you so friggin' self centered that you can't think past the congested nose on your face about the kind of planet we're leaving our children?
Fuck it,..let's just dig it up,drill it out,and pump it as fast as we can into the atmosphere.
That'll teach those liberal enviro-fascists a thing or two!
More importantly,Rush will be vindicated in the burning eyes of a grateful nation.
Labels: I got nuthin'..Rush Limbaugh is a fuckin' comedian with an audience that's afraid to laugh.