tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post301795170417664212..comments2024-01-05T00:39:19.239-08:00Comments on SLING'S DOMAIN: Ask Sling..Slinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-86189530518476127672007-04-01T08:53:00.000-07:002007-04-01T08:53:00.000-07:00CSL-Exactly..That's what normal thinking people do...CSL-Exactly..That's what normal thinking people do!..The teacher in the story has her head in the wrong place entirely.Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-88223731923907851252007-04-01T06:30:00.000-07:002007-04-01T06:30:00.000-07:00My son's 3rd grade teacher hugged every single chi...My son's 3rd grade teacher hugged every single child in the class at the end of every single day. He was smitten. He told me that on the day before Christmas break he counted and realized they were going to be out 18 days, "so I gave her 18 hugs." She told me about it later, and said, "I just love your son." That's how it ought to be.CShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12136201152682543365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-78700868917051438552007-03-31T19:22:00.000-07:002007-03-31T19:22:00.000-07:00Rosie-I'm no vet,but is it possible to make her ca...Rosie-I'm no vet,but is it possible to make her catfood from scratch until you get something definite?<BR/>Maybe some Star Kist mixed with baby pablum or something?..Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-30500268213895643032007-03-31T19:10:00.000-07:002007-03-31T19:10:00.000-07:00Were you suggesting that Mimi Louise is shaped lik...Were you suggesting that Mimi Louise is shaped like a cabinet? A brick or a door stop maybe, but, umm, not a cabinet. Yep, this food thing is really pissing me off. I can't get a hold of my vet until Monday because although the vet on duty today did talk to me and suggested a food he admitted he had not looked at her chart....so, I passed. She can eat senior Sceince Diet until I talk to my vet or they recall that food too. Just pisses me off.rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-84273321969348632932007-03-31T16:22:00.000-07:002007-03-31T16:22:00.000-07:00Citymouse-...and don't think I won't!. ;)Citymouse-...and don't think I won't!. ;)Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-78711843354926430912007-03-31T12:04:00.000-07:002007-03-31T12:04:00.000-07:00you can hump my leg anytime :)you can hump my leg anytime :)Citymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04491021367590323514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-28742735776025932302007-03-31T10:09:00.000-07:002007-03-31T10:09:00.000-07:00JP- You know,I had originally included that little...JP- You know,I had originally included that little bit o' info.But it sorta made the rant fall apart.Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-85232519871609392692007-03-30T23:03:00.000-07:002007-03-30T23:03:00.000-07:00"Ask Sling" is my favorite advice column EVER.Alth..."Ask Sling" is my favorite advice column EVER.<BR/><BR/>Although, you forgot to mention that the boy had his pants around his ankles when he asked for the hug. That's important.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-75733379035913057182007-03-30T19:52:00.000-07:002007-03-30T19:52:00.000-07:00** <--- (sidebar)..My aunt Doris was an outgoing Texan that would greet you by pulling your head into her ample charms and say, "give me some sugar darlin'"..I loved aunt Doris..Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-72124749557397458892007-03-30T19:33:00.000-07:002007-03-30T19:33:00.000-07:00The Rube-..10 years old,and his priorities are alr...The Rube-..10 years old,and his priorities are already fucked up..It's a world gone mad!Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-73070534907940254572007-03-30T19:24:00.000-07:002007-03-30T19:24:00.000-07:00why did the little bastard want to hug the old bag...why did the little bastard want to hug the old bag?<BR/><BR/>he should have been watching rasslin and smoking pot like a normal 10 year old.the rubehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02679337340173731912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-19526541359361519552007-03-30T19:23:00.000-07:002007-03-30T19:23:00.000-07:00(((lorraine)))- May Kay is a WHOLE other rant!.. :...(((lorraine)))- May Kay is a WHOLE other rant!.. :)Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-28846292382961885582007-03-30T19:10:00.000-07:002007-03-30T19:10:00.000-07:00The teacher's name isn't Mary Kay, is it?Sheesh.Co...The teacher's name isn't Mary Kay, is it?<BR/><BR/>Sheesh.<BR/><BR/>Come here. Give us a hug, you.Lorrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15130321823549477784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-6098507673602425932007-03-30T17:44:00.000-07:002007-03-30T17:44:00.000-07:00Monica-I can understand a teacher being concerned ...Monica-I can understand a teacher being concerned about the appearance of impropriety,but she took it to a ridiculous extreme by having the kid suspended....I mean,c'mon!..I think that the sexual misconduct was clearly on her part.Why else would she misconstrue a simple show of affection unless her own house wasn't in order?<BR/><BR/>The LizzardKing-Dude!..Everyone is afraid to laugh out loud for fear of being penalized.<BR/>No doubt,there are standards of behavior that need to be maintained,but the psychological rape of a ten year old should be included in the list of criminal behaviors.<BR/><BR/>Middle Child-It's for real.<BR/>If my link to the story doesn't begin to ply immediately,click your browser's "back" button....should work.<BR/><BR/>Grish- :) ..Nice to see ya out and about in Bloggertown my friend!<BR/><BR/>Ala...er..Tyrannical Robot Overlord- See!..That's what I'm sayin'.<BR/>The Rube has a secret stash of liquid oxygen for just such an occasion.<BR/><BR/>Jackiesue- As if you needed another reason.. ;)<BR/><BR/>Danielle- I'm genuinely concerned about the precedent this kind of thing sets.<BR/>I have actually been given suspicious looks for hugging my grand daughters in pulic.Granted,I'm kind of unsavory looking,but I refuse to submit to the dirty little mindset that seems to be taking hold in society....and a great,and sincere bear hug back at ya girl! ;)Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-69561663260972755972007-03-30T10:58:00.000-07:002007-03-30T10:58:00.000-07:00That is one affection deprived woman right there. ...That is one affection deprived woman right there. Hugs from children or anyone equal sexual harrassment? You gotta be kidding. How many kids could be saved from suicide by hugging them. If a child asks for a hug they need a hug. I liked to hug her insane ass into a hospital. Damn.<BR/>Has the world forgotten that love IS all we need.<BR/><BR/>Great big bear hug to you Sling.Daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836716475835685334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-35000627027732205972007-03-30T08:43:00.000-07:002007-03-30T08:43:00.000-07:00sigh*..just another reason why I luvs ya...sigh*..just another reason why I luvs ya...yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-85144514985813694802007-03-30T07:37:00.000-07:002007-03-30T07:37:00.000-07:00Lets build six billion rockets and launch every hu...Lets build six billion rockets and launch every human into the vacuum of space. Only then will this world know peace and happiness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-38845498382463974612007-03-30T03:00:00.000-07:002007-03-30T03:00:00.000-07:00LmaoLmaoGrishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13675610749827837950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-62863811062720363852007-03-30T02:25:00.000-07:002007-03-30T02:25:00.000-07:00ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....is this for real? Is this for real?<BR/><BR/>She should be taken out and neutered herself if it is.Middle Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962830669606760640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-6780804057066256272007-03-29T23:10:00.000-07:002007-03-29T23:10:00.000-07:00First and Foremost.......what the hell is wrong wi...First and Foremost.......what the hell is wrong with our tax dollar payed school systems these days? Think they are taking this sexual harassment thing a bit to far, its a ten year old for god sake. I dont think I want a stand off ish teacher educating my children, whats the harm in a hug? Any normal child is going to show affection.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14924066624114738155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-33526561687577985012007-03-29T20:34:00.000-07:002007-03-29T20:34:00.000-07:00I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that the kid ...I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that the kid obviously really needed a hug that he wasn't gonna get, or that the poor soul wanted one from such a cold cold coldy. But I guess since too many teachers like to ra-- uh--have suspicious relationships with their students these days, everyone is covering their rumps.Traveling Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09508987701142070285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-80645831487332736342007-03-29T19:42:00.000-07:002007-03-29T19:42:00.000-07:00rosemary-Feel free to borrow my words anytime. ;)rosemary-Feel free to borrow my words anytime. ;)Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-3591241313403367612007-03-29T19:39:00.000-07:002007-03-29T19:39:00.000-07:00apos-..I'm just barely kidding,But!....so now we h...apos-..I'm just barely kidding,But!..<BR/>..so now we have a 10 year old boy that wanted to express his affection for a female.Hey,she probably made the little guy feel safe,and warm,and smelled like flowers for Chrissake.This is the time for a REAL human being to promote the perfectly natural gender awareness of a young man by taking him in with a heartfelt,"I like you too" hug...a friggin' hug!<BR/>But no.<BR/>Now we have a 10 year old boy that is convinced that these feelings are innapropriate,and even worse,a punishable offense.<BR/>Fast forward 12 years...<BR/>He has this absolutely forbidden attraction for a girl in his,"Why the penis is evil" class,so rather than risk the consequences of asking her out on a date,he just catches her in the parking lot and hits her in the head with a sledgehammer...Ain't love grand..Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-73805885532274754292007-03-29T19:31:00.000-07:002007-03-29T19:31:00.000-07:00problem # 1. male aggressionproblem # 2. righteo...problem # 1. male aggression<BR/>problem # 2. righteous woman<BR/>solution? neutered....<BR/>borrowing a few of your words.rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31726608.post-1207965451849659692007-03-29T18:58:00.000-07:002007-03-29T18:58:00.000-07:00Tis indeed a sad, sad fucking world isn't.Glad I n...Tis indeed a sad, sad fucking world isn't.<BR/><BR/>Glad I never went into the teaching profession as I like to hug tha kiddies. Granted sometimes I like to hug them around their little bastid throats. But it all balances out. Good hugs and bad hugs.apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.com