PORNO AND PIPE BOMBS!!
Yesterday,I was suddenly and rudely 86'd from my blog.
"Internet Explorer is unable to open http:/ yada,yada"
So I bit the bullet and deleted that addy,and created a new spot.
Now I don't know how, but some punk opened up a little porn spot where my blog used to be.
Oh well,I'll probably get over it.
***NOW FOR THE REAL NEWS!***
When I got home from work just a few minutes ago the O-Town constabulary had both ends of my street blocked off.They found an honest to God PIPE BOMB!
After a few minutes they had it squirreled away in their solid Titanium mobile bomb disposal and deluxe crock-pot thingy and...BOOOMM!!!....
It was TOTALLY RAD!!!...I mean,..except for the whole part where we all could have been blown to smithereens by some horribly demented,catastrophically cretinous,genetically malformed asshole..That kinda sucked.
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12 Comments:
Oh wow- l really feel for you Sling, yesterday's blogger %%&**£$% !! and today a BOMB!!!!!!
What have you been up to??
Really sorry to hear about it all your end. :) Keep your chin up.
Whoa! That's some hea-vy sh*t dude.
Glad to see your still with us.
Yeah!! Glad you are still here. Uh... on your blog and in real life too!
Yes I must say I went huh? That's not Slings usual fare. Then I ran to Babs.
Whoa!! Daamn that's scary stuff.
You have a very exciting life, your site was take over by a smut page and then a pipe bomb. do ya think the two are connected?
It's nice to be back kids!..the bomb thing really wasn't all that scary,or maybe I'm just too jaded.
I'm pretty sure that Homeland Security jacked my blog,and the bomb was probably just one of my ex-wives being "cranky"..
Or! Maybe Homeland Security cooked up the pipebomb story so they'd have time to cover their tracks after jacking your blog. I smell a conspiracy...
i think you forgot to mention the part where they actually found the pipe bomb at your place and they raided lizardman's stash of tivo's.
Please tell me you were wearing a helmet.
(tee hee. Sometimes I crack myself up.)
grish-BASTARDS!!!
B.Brat-Ummm...I got 10 guys that'll swear I was someplace else..All named Mohammed.
lorraine-LOL!!..you crack me up too kid!
holy shit...you lost your blog? holy shit there was a pipe bomb on your block?...fuckme i'll never smile again...think they are related??ha
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