In other news,...Sewercide Bombers !!..
Well I accidentally turned on the news this morning..My bad.
Along with the birth of a healthy new bouncing baby nuclear power,the O-Town Talking Heads informed me that there is another E-Coli outbreak.This time,our lettuce is the culprit.
"Not to worry too much",bubbly Ashley of the blonde persuasion assured me,"It's the generic E-Coli,and it's only in the water!"...
HUH??...Generic?..As opposed to that higher priced,name brand bacterium??
Like,maybe I'll just Toddle my happy ass down to,"Bob's discount Bio-hazard and Typhoid repair shop",and pick me up a bushel or a peck o' that over the counter gastrointestinal wake-up call...Hey!..Maybe I'll even save enough Shekels in the process to afford that Colonoscopy I've had my eye on!...Sweet!
Not being all that fond of salad,I wasn't really concerned at first.Then it occurred to me that,while I don't think of lettuce as "food",..I'm pretty sure it's what food eats.
Along with the birth of a healthy new bouncing baby nuclear power,the O-Town Talking Heads informed me that there is another E-Coli outbreak.This time,our lettuce is the culprit.
"Not to worry too much",bubbly Ashley of the blonde persuasion assured me,"It's the generic E-Coli,and it's only in the water!"...
HUH??...Generic?..As opposed to that higher priced,name brand bacterium??
Like,maybe I'll just Toddle my happy ass down to,"Bob's discount Bio-hazard and Typhoid repair shop",and pick me up a bushel or a peck o' that over the counter gastrointestinal wake-up call...Hey!..Maybe I'll even save enough Shekels in the process to afford that Colonoscopy I've had my eye on!...Sweet!
Not being all that fond of salad,I wasn't really concerned at first.Then it occurred to me that,while I don't think of lettuce as "food",..I'm pretty sure it's what food eats.
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There is no lettuce in my applesauce cake. No spinach, either.
Like,maybe I'll just Toddle my happy ass down to,"Bob's discount Bio-hazard and Typhoid repair shop",and pick me up a bushel or a peck o' that over the counter gastrointestinal wake-up call HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
We were at the store today and The Wife asked me if I wanted a salad this week. I told her I liked my intestines right were they were thank you...
lorraine-Thank goodness your applesauce cake is always a safe harbor..
I especially like that there's no raisins or nuts to get in the way, :)
grish-Yeah,I ain't buyin' that whole "generic" thing.
let's see if this will actually post....
"I don't think of lettuce as "food",..I'm pretty sure it's what food eats."
thanks for the laugh. however, my keyboard which is now soaked in iced coffee does not thank you.
B.Brat-Hey,you made it!..Glad you got some grins..sorry about the keyboard. ;)
waiter!! I’ll have a bit of lettuce with my cup of Italian dressing.
my hubbie now has an excuse not to eat anything but meat..Great post Sling!
omG- is anything safe these days?? lol on your post Sling. Don't worry, l had my keyboard covered :)
homer was right, you can't make friends with salad.
i feel so....unclean....i love my meat...but damn..i loves my veggies too..and i miss fresh spinach..thank goddess for canned....
Oh man, I was so stomach-sick I'm just now catching up...now my guts hurt from laughing- "it's what food eats!" awesome!
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