Wednesday, October 04, 2006

O-Town Trivia..


Well, the Equinox has come and gone,the Salmon Festival is barely behind us,and we find ourselves flung headlong into "Perry Mason Days"!..
Did you know that the creator of the famous barrister/slueth,Mr. Earle Stanley Gardner,was raised right here in Oroville?("Oroville"is Spanish for,"festering pustule")..Well now you do.
I find it just a little curious that we would honor a fictitious character,rather than one of the most prolific writers in America,(check your Guinness book),..but there it is.
By official proclamation of the hamlet of O-Town,men will be required to sport bushy eyebrows,wear black wool suits with skinny black ties,and the women will adorn themselves with really pointy tits.

7 Comments:

At 6:30 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Sounds like my kind of party.

 
At 12:33 AM , Blogger Grish said...

Hey I remember watching Perry Mason...

 
At 4:45 AM , Blogger Citymouse said...

I watch perry mason-- in reruns-- when i was home sick from school. Honor a fictitious character-- thats okay we celebrate around a plastic cow the 1st weekend in June. Go figure

 
At 4:57 AM , Blogger apositivepessimist said...

Or around here the women have the bushy eyebrows and the men have the pointy tits.

I knew madonna stole the pointy titted look.

 
At 8:22 AM , Blogger the rube said...

is the ironside festival in the spring?

 
At 9:04 AM , Blogger Lex Lata said...

As a lifelong admirer of boobs in general, let me just say that the pointy tits of yore REALLY FREAK ME OUT.

 
At 10:54 AM , Blogger Allan said...

"Oroville" isn't Spanish for festering pustule...it's Spanish for 'Golden Ooze'...

Della! Go take dictation from Sling - he's been hittin' the hootch again...watch that you don't put his eyes out!

 

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