Monday, January 15, 2007

One fish,Two fish,Red fish,Dead fish!..


Wanted: Highly motivated,self starter to work in
the O-Town "Ecological Census" department.
Qualified applicants will enjoy working outdoors,
taking leisurely walks along the river,and counting
the bloated,putrefied,maggot ridden corpses of dead Salmon...

O-Town has hit the bigtime boys and girls!..
We are prominently featured on The Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs" to be aired Jan.16th(that's tomorrow) at 9pm.

Every year,from September to December,an accounting is made of all the dead Salmon along the Feather River.
This,in an effort to determine the number of fish that return each year to spawn.

You don't want to miss this!..Unless you like,.have a life or something..

****In Other News****

The O-Town McDonald's announced today,the addition of their new menu item,..the "Salmon McMuffin"...I'm outta here..

17 Comments:

At 12:59 AM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

hey, finally..a job i can do...
sign me up..

 
At 4:35 AM , Blogger Citymouse said...

as the kids say
E. W.

 
At 4:57 AM , Blogger CSL said...

I've seen the ads for this episode. It's a bizarrely compelling show, actually, but not really the way you want your town to be known.

 
At 8:28 AM , Blogger Allan said...

Ugh. That sounds worse than planting timber trees in Oregon.

 
At 10:42 AM , Blogger jp said...

No life to speak of here. I'll be watching.

 
At 10:57 AM , Blogger Babs said...

Salmon McMuffin? I think I'll go puke now.

 
At 11:50 AM , Anonymous rosemary said...

Nice Sling, nice. Did you read this paper on the throne with the vent open??? I lived in Rancho cucamonga for a few years in front of a wash that carried stuff I never want to know what it was. Thank you again for visiting...now that I can sort of use the scanner, I might eventually be able to post pictures that are visible and large enough to actually tell what is in the photo..maybe. I am a work in progress.

 
At 12:05 PM , Blogger Evangeline said...

rancho cucamonga
rancho cucamonga
rancho cucamonga

heh heh, I just love saying that.

 
At 12:57 PM , Blogger charlie said...

Mmmmmm, salmon. Yum!

 
At 5:18 PM , Blogger Grish said...

What's a life?

 
At 6:02 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellowdog G.-I've submitted your name kid..I'm told there is a 3 month waiting list...of volunteers..

citymouse-Tell me about it.Much too cold this time of year.Summer is way better for dead fish counting.

CSL-Are you kidding me?..O-Town is bustin' it's buttons over this! :)

allan-It's not as bad as all that.McDonald's provides breakfast.

JP-...and the Nielson's just went *bump*

babs-o-babs-Was it the "Secret Sauce"?..just wonderin'

Rosie-No kidding?,..I've been there and found it to be a beautiful city..Guess I missed the whole mosquito breeding,scum covered,disease infected wash thing.

Vangie-Now you've done it!!
Never,ever,repeat that 3 times in a row!....Nackels-The-Troll is listening.

charlie-I swear,..I KNEW you were gonna say that!.

Grish-Life is what happens between marriages.. ;)

 
At 6:44 PM , Blogger ruby rocks said...

i didn't get to where i am today by volunteering to count fish.

 
At 7:16 PM , Blogger Sling said...

ruby rocks-Check one..
50-100__
101-300__
301-1000__
Buttloads__

 
At 12:20 AM , Blogger Monica said...

a salmon mcmuffin can't be any worse than any flavor mcgriddle. i could be wrong, i have no idea what salmon tastes like as I am allergic to all seafood. i've only seen one ep. of "dirty jobs". if i recall correctly, it was about analyzing cow poop for different kinds of necrosis...awesome.

 
At 2:55 AM , Blogger CSL said...

Watched the Dirty Jobs show last night about the dead fish in your town. It was interesting environmental research, not a disgusting thing at all. However, the second segment on the same show was about flower pots made of cow poop. Now that's a bit gross. But it did give the great substitute term for the manure extruder machine - a "mechanical butthole." Cracked my kids up.

 
At 3:29 AM , Blogger apositivepessimist said...

Welp the highly motivated and self-starter attributes rule me out from applying. Drat.

 
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