Thursday, January 08, 2009

Law of the Jungle..

Normally,my bedroom is a pretty quiet place.

Did I say quiet?..

It's like library quiet..Hell,..it's like freakin' mausoleum quiet fer chrissake!
I mean,there ain't a damm thing goin' on,I'm here to tell ya.
Even my mom would be like,'Dude,..you really need to get some booty up in here,and wreak a little havoc..Your dad and I are starting to worry about you'.
..But I'm not here to talk about that today.

Lately,there's been a battle royal going on between Bailey and Black Kat over who gets squatter's rights.

Little does Bailey suspect that Black Kat is on to his intentions to usurp his dominance..

Black Kat feigns weakness..
Encouraged by this display of submission,Bailey leaves himself wide open for the coup-de-gras!


It's all over in an instant!...

..I can't remember the last time I had this much pussy rollin' around on the floor.

21 Comments:

At 1:36 PM , Blogger Willym said...

Okay I've finally stopped laughing enough to put fingers to keyboard. Now I forgot what I was going to say....

 
At 3:09 PM , Blogger jan said...

Damn, your last line was just what I was going to say.

 
At 3:23 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

You have more pussy in your room than I do and mine.

 
At 4:37 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

remember when i said you needed to get laid..meaning get some pussy?..well, this is not what i meant...

 
At 4:38 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

bu da bump

"Thank you...I'm here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress".

 
At 4:58 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Willym- :)

Jan- It was pretty predictable,wasn't it?

Sage- Yeah..I'm up to my ankles in pussy!

Yellerdawg- Visual aids would have helped.

Rainey- Are you heckling me?
'Cause I know how to deal with hecklers!

'Nice suit ya got there buddy..Somewhere,there's a Studebaker without any seat covers'
..bu da bump.

 
At 5:12 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

That is one big piece of tail as well.

 
At 7:36 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

If you want more pussy rolling around on the floor you gotta work on the "all over in an instant" thing.

 
At 8:16 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rosie- The tail is a little intimidating,but it's the teeth and claws that'll get ya!

Thinker- ..Even if I promise them I'll fall asleep right after?

 
At 8:34 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! Loved that last line. :)

Oh, and the cats pic's are cute!! :)

 
At 9:09 PM , Blogger Mom said...

giggle

 
At 10:56 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

You made my day Sling...you made my day hahahaha


I am laughing "with you not at you"

no not true...laughing at you

 
At 1:12 AM , Blogger Willym said...

Up to your ankles in pussy... well know there's your problem isn't it. Hell I'm gay and I still know that's not where you want them. Okay so here goes... you see there's this flower and then there's this bee.... are you listening?

 
At 5:28 AM , Blogger Doralong said...

So much for that mouth full of coffee...

And Wills- HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 12:33 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Miss HP- Plus!..No animals were harmed during the making of this post.

mom- I love it when you giggle. :)

Middle Child- couldn't you just have humored me,and said you were laughing in my general direction?

Willym- Slow down buddy!..I'm tryin' to take notes.

Doralong- I should think you've been around long enough not to get caught off-guard. ;)

 
At 6:16 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

(stands and applauds)

This might be one of those ocassions where the comments are just as brilliantly funny as the post.

I'm buyin' a round for everyone here!

 
At 7:12 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rianey- We got a pretty tight crew around here,don't we!
...Make mine Jack Daniels please.

 
At 8:30 AM , Blogger Mimi's Pa said...

Now that you have all that free pussy in your bedroom, how do you get them to leave once they've finished amusing you?

 
At 9:33 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Mimi's Pa- Well,I feed them breakfast,pat them on the butt,and send 'em on their way..How do you do it?

 
At 3:17 PM , Blogger cs said...

and the Corgi's are laughing so hard while looking at them fight...snicker snicker..te he he...they are vixens!

 
At 9:24 PM , Blogger Sling said...

CS- The Corgis would get a kick outta watching them argue over who gets to sit in the bathroom window.
Bailey actually ended up landing back legs first in the toilet on one occasion.

 

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