Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Between Iraq And A Hard Place...

It appears as though President Bush has at last uncovered weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,..cleverly disguised as a pair of size 9 1/2 Wing Tips!



Narrowly escaping not one,but two direct hits,Georgie attributed his finely tuned reflexes to,.. 'Havin' to dodge my mama's smacks upside the head as a boy'..

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At 10:45 AM , Blogger Willym said...

Okay that explains the thick head - and maybe the stupidity!

 
At 12:28 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Well I honestly can say the video gives me the giggles..he ducks so quick and right back up for another...I love that.

 
At 12:34 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Have you ever seen anybody so clearly out of touch with how they are perceived by others? His little grin leads you to believe he thinks shoes are thrown at all world leaders. God, I wish the guy had beaned him.

 
At 12:42 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

he just blew it off, and acted like it was no big deal...the stupid asshole..im just saddened that the guy was such a lousy shot..

 
At 12:46 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

seems to me one of two things happened....either momma smacked him too may times and too hard....or not often enough and too softly. If only they had been size 11's.

 
At 1:34 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Willym- You just know Barb had to reach out and smack him at least fifteen times a day when he was growng up!

Sage- He reacted a hell of a lot quicker than the Secret Service!..Oh,they'll take a bullet for him,but gettin' whacked in the face with someone's Buster Browns ain't in their job description.

Thinker- I don't think he realized how brutal those Iraqi 'question and answer' periods can get.

Yellerdawg- I'm thinkin' the guy was actually a pretty good shot.
He just under estimated Bush's ability to duck and cover.
What his mom didn't teach him,duck hunting with Cheney did!

Rosie- Can she really have smacked him ,too many times?..I just don't know.

 
At 3:29 PM , Blogger citizen of the world said...

Why, why, why isn't Bush ashamed of himself??

 
At 5:26 PM , Blogger Mom said...

I do enjoy this video. Makes me giggle. I'll be glad when he he gone from my sight.

 
At 6:02 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

piece of cake after dodging cheney's shot gun blasts.

 
At 7:17 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Oh they get sooo excited don't they...it's like watching a spy spoof...what happened to the bloke who tossed his shoes does anyone know...is he alive...? The security must be shit to allow that to hapen twice...

 
At 8:30 PM , Blogger austexgrl said...

He thought this farewell speech would be a "shoe-in"...Little did he know, how literal that would be!

 
At 2:44 AM , Blogger Doralong said...

She obviously didn't pop him often enough..

 
At 6:27 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

I'm going to skip dialing up The Daily Show (who needs cable tv when I get EVERYTHING on the computer screen?) Jon Stewart's staff could NOT possibly improve on yours.

Of course, now I'm going to have to do a scientific study/comparison and draft charts and all that. It'll be fun.

 
At 12:09 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Citizen- I think shame,by definition,implies some measure of self-awareness,and the ability to remain focused despite the presence of shiny objects.

mom- I know..It's like he just won't go away...I think as long as he's outta town,we should just go ahead and change the locks.

Billy P.- I'm thinkin' 'Cheney Duck Hunt' might be a great video game!..You know,..for the kids.

Middle Child- My understanding is that the shoe-thrower guy was hauled out back,and subjected to a thorough ass whippin'.

austexgrl- HA!..This time,the shoe was on the other foot.

doralong- ..or maybe he just got used to it.
My little brother could take a whippin',and eat a bowl of cereal at the same time.

Booda Babe- I'll pass your compliments on to my staff! :)

 
At 3:24 PM , Blogger evilganome said...

It's been said many times already, but too bad he missed.

I think the real problem is that Babs didn't smack the little shit enough!

 
At 3:49 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

I LOVED your take on the "weapons of mass destruction"! LOL! :)

 
At 9:58 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

I have since found out that he has broken ribs and an arm...but heck they could have shot him 5,000 times to be sure to be sure

 

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