Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Oh Sure...

..The economy is goin' down the shitter,the weather is getting colder,I'm bored to tears,the cat keeps trying to steal my breath while I'm sleeping,Bush still has eight weeks in office,and I'm unemployed.

But at least I'm not gonna get Smallpox!..




..Ratz.

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At 2:43 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

That is so funny. He is so right. I love him.

 
At 3:28 PM , Blogger LostInColor said...

Hahaha! Very funny!!! Love it!

 
At 4:47 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

....greediest group of fuc$ers.....yup.

 
At 4:49 PM , Blogger jan said...

Thanks for some laughs on this grey, dismal day. We laugh when we want to cry.

 
At 4:49 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

he's the closest to george carlin humor of any commedian out there..
he's hysterical..i heart black

 
At 5:40 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

Usually, I can NOT make myself think he's funny, but this was GREAT. Maybe he's way better with prepared and practiced material. Whatever. I'm glad you don't have smallpox.

How IS that unemployment going? Is there employment on the horizon? Are you up to Chapter Two on that book you could be writing?

 
At 6:10 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

that was excellent

the daily show should being so fucking greedy and spend more money to have lewis on more often.

 
At 6:17 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Sage- Angry Jewish guys always crack me up!

Lost- :)

Jan- You're welcome..It's pretty grey around here too,so I needed some grins.

Yellerdawg- He does have that Carlin,sideways,smartass thing goin' on.

Booda Babe- I wasn't worried about getting smallpox till I found out my vaccination has an expiration date.
Now all I got is this crappy scar on my shoulder to show for it.

What shall my book be about?..I only know how to write about shit that pisses me off.

Billy P.- ..or give him a spinof show like Steven Colbert!

 
At 7:30 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

I love him. He always seems to be on the verge of a stroke... hope it's just an act.

 
At 8:15 PM , Blogger citizen of the world said...

Ha! I was just watching Lewis Black on the Daily show moments ago.

 
At 7:47 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Rosemary- Oops!..sorry I missed you.
Personally,I think there is plenty of cause to issue some criminal indictments around the financial sphere.

Thinker- I'm sure it's an act,although I've just about stroked out a few times myself here lately.

Citizen- I've seen him afew times on Stewart's show.I like him better on stage where he can cut loose.

 
At 5:50 PM , Blogger austexgrl said...

Sling;

Mi Vida Encantedore, Happy Thanksgiving to you...and all your friends...What a wonderful, loving, BLOG!!!

 
At 8:35 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! :) I love Lewis Black. :)

 
At 9:45 PM , Blogger Mom said...

Hallelujah anyway and Happy Thanksgiving, Sling!

 
At 10:15 AM , Blogger Sling said...

ausrexgrl- Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours kid!

Miss HP- Me too!..He reminds me of me when I grow up.

mom- Have a great Thanksgiving doll!

 
At 1:27 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

And there you have your something to be thankful for. I love you, Sling. Happy Thanksgiving!

 
At 8:30 AM , Blogger evilganome said...

It wore off! That damned thing hurt. The only good part about getting the vaccination was getting out of Sister Carmelita's class.

 
At 8:47 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Rainey- I love you right back!
We had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Evil G.- I was under the impression that it wouldn't expire before I did!

 
At 5:52 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Who is this guy? Its bloody brilliant. "A curse on all their houses" Thats one thing that has me beat, why people don't get together like they did before tele and all that. We had better working conditions in Australia in the late 1960's than we have now..its all been sucked away.

Any sign of your old boss being able to get ging again?

Don had a solution for cats that got too close to his mouth... this was before his accident...we were driving and the kids were little...we had no cat cage so poor Melissa was trying to hold the cat which was rocketing round the car. She was covered in scratches. i can still see her. the bloody cat sprung onto the back of don's head as he was driving...(hmmm now how did that car accident happen i wonder) so he grabbed the poor bugger and flung it above the kids heads ant to the back fo the car. It was just a shock reaction...but the cat never came near his head ever again...Don't throw your poor little kitty cat okay...maybe you could sleep on your face..

 
At 6:22 PM , Blogger Sling said...

middle child- Lewis Black is pretty popular here in the colonies.This clip gives you a pretty good idea of his stand-up style.
I do know that the doors are still open at the cab shop,and I'm gonna mosey on over this week to say hi.
In truth,the cat doesn't try to steal my breath,but he does like to snuggle up in my lap,and suck on my shirt!..That shit creeps me out.

 

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