Monday, November 10, 2008

A fly on the wall..

GW: ..'and this here's the Oval Office!..Yep,..this is where I do all my Presidentiary thinkifyin'!

Obama: 'I'll have to admit Mr. President,this is quite a moment for me.
I've been anxious to speak with you one-on-one to discuss...'

GW: 'Hey!..Looky here!..I got this mechanical contraption I use to he'p me concentrate on all that gubament stuff!'..(pulls on little steel ball,and lets go).


Obama: 'Yes,I see'..
'Very nice sir..Now,about this economic crisis we're currently embroiled in.
I'd really like to get your take on..'


Obama:'Um.. you know,..maybe we should spend a few minutes going over some strategies for handling the situations in Iraq,and Afghanistan.
In my view,nothing could be more important than...'


Obama: 'GEORGE!!..Can you at least tell me where the friggin' nuclear launch codes are?!?..'

GW: 'Wazzat?..Oh,yeah..Cheney borrowed 'em...*klack*,*klack*..
'Hey!, wanna give this gadget a try?..'


Fly on the wall: ..'welcome to my world'..


At 1:51 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

This is probably spot on. I can't imagine such an intelligent man having to get a pass down from the Bush.

At 3:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you were truly channeling Bush there.

At 3:43 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

How'd you get past the secret service?

At 3:54 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

i always wondered if there was a mechanical bull in the oval office..

At 4:20 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

i can watch those balls going back and forth for hours. it's like magic the way the ones on the end move by themselves.

At 4:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just finished The Hidden. I can't believe your little brother didn't win an Oscar for that.

(But, hey - you might have given me a heads up about the sleazy strip club stuff.)

At 5:27 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Sage- You just know Barack had to dumb it down for this meeting.

Citizen- It was uncomfortably easy for me.

Thinker- I told 'em I was delivering the Pizza and beer.

Yellerdawg- They took out the mechanical bull after that unfortunate goring incident.

Billy P.- You and me both buddy!'s mesmerizing.

Citizen- Holy Crap!..I never even thought about that!..I apologize for my poor blogger pal-ness.
..sure glad he didn't do a cameo appearance in 'Caligula'.

At 5:42 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

What can i say...our present Prime Minister Rudd actually looks like Elmer Fudd... and as mentioned in Sara's "are we there yet" ours down under all look like solicitors or accountants...

At 6:20 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

Rainey did good, putting you on a ticket. I'm really glad things turned out thisaway, but if they hadn't, you were at the top of my write-ins. Just saying, it's obvious you would have handled yourself with aplomb.

At 2:14 AM , Blogger evilganome said...

Yup! Sounds about right.

At 7:37 AM , Blogger LostInColor said...

I can totally visualize this post drawn up as a comic!!!

At 9:08 AM , Blogger Willym said...

I am trying to think of this as a funny piece of fiction but... nope sounds too real!

And YG - surely there was enough bull in the Oval Office with a mechnaical one!

At 12:50 PM , Blogger Allan said...

Talk about capturing the moment...

At 2:12 PM , Blogger Sling said...

middle child- Rudd?..Fudd?..Oh,that's too good to be true! :)

Booda Babe- It's gratifying just to know that I was this close!

Evil G.- It's gonna be a while before I stop pickin' on Little Georgie.

Lost- Well draw it up,and send it to me! know you can. :)

willym- At first I thought,'What would it be like to be privy to that historic meeting?'
Then I thought,'Just imagine the monumental ramifications of this singular discourse!!'
And then I thought,..'oh'.

allan- Where's Nixon's tape recorder when you really need it?

At 8:06 PM , Blogger austexgrl said...

I read a piece where a Black Woman in Georgia said,
"How nice, a Black family will be in the third story of the White House instead of the basement with the Maids..".... Oh Jesus, Sling, my dear man, what have we been? How have the black population tolerated us all these years? I beg for their forgiveness!

At 11:03 AM , Blogger Sling said...

austexgrl- I sincerely do not believe that persons of color either desire,nor expect an apology from you and I for the nature of things over the last 200 years doll.
I think the best we can do,by way of contrition,is to look into our own hearts,determined to live our lives free of antiquated notions,and go forth from there.

At 5:55 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! :)

Sling-o, you sure make me giggle! :) :)

At 8:07 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Miss HP- Just a wee bit o' silliness to make you go :)

At 11:12 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

That. Is. Frakking. Brilliant.

At 11:51 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Rainey- It's easy when you got a good straight man..Pretty much wrote itself.


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