That's nice..
..you know how you want to post something,but betweeen working,and sleeping,and eating,and watching TV,and feeding the cat,and going to the post office,and drinking several litres of cheap whiskey while watching internet porn,and maintaining the presses as you roll off reams of counterfeit hundred dollar bills,you just don't have all that much to blog about?
It's like that.
Edit: HEY!..I was checking my hits and ran across a website that linked to one of my posts.
Scroll down here ,to "Best of blogs"
They cite my post,"the next best thing to searing stomach cramps"...my 15 minutes. :)
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LOL- They don't know what they're missing Sling. Congrats on you 15mins :)
I totally empathise with the trying to fit blogging into a busy day. These counterfeit bills are just not holding to the same standard these days- too much time on the internet, hmm?
I've been away too long.
Bests ;)
who knew titles were so important?
any hints on how to come up with a catchy title.
i remember that post...you A SUPERSTAR...
You deserve more than 15 minutes of fame. You deserve at least 17 minutes. Those bastards.
Those jaunts to the post office to pass bogus bills can be pretty awe inspiring.
horizon-What are the odds they actually read it?.. heh,heh.
Rube-Everyone knows that substance is no substitute for a catchy title!
Say,for example,I was writing a post about duct tape.I'd simply title it,"My unforgettable evening with Condoleeza!"..see how it works..
yeller dawg-I've already been through rehab,so I guess the whole superstar thing is out.
dan-you know,I was thinkin' the same thing..They are great suffering bastards indeed!
jan-Oh,I don't pass them at the post office.It's easier just to donate them to charity,and take the tax deduction.
May I please have your autograph?
...and so it begins.
Wow! Omigod ... are you the DJ? Is this your show? Omigod, So, my friend? Like, she thinks you are soooo hot! You're like a star! Will you sign my yearbook?"
cowbell- Why,I'd be glad to sign your yearbook little lady!..Just sit right here on Uncle Sling's lap...
How Do you accomplish all of the above and still have time for those less famous...what a guy!
Next you're gonna be on the cover of PEOPLE...I can just feel it in my belly...or maybe that's gas. If you gave up some of that useless crap like sleeping, going to the post office, and working you'd have time to blog...and now with this new found fame you better be interviewing folks to manage your life. I dropped in at Lorriane's...I'm suggesting roast coyote, garlic mashed potatoes and cottage cheese jello. This July, my place.
damn, your more famous than searing stomach cramps? holy... wow-ee! and I kind of KNOW you!
I'm going to title my next post "inflamed hemorrhoids." Just to see what happens.
Wow, it must be so great to be famous. I'll just sit here and bask in reflected glory.
Don't forget to thank the little people. And the people with hats.
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