There are four things which are a mystery to me..
..yea,even five.
The way of a serpent upon a rock,
the way of a ship upon the sea,
the way of an Eagle in the air,
the way of a man with a maid,
..and the way a chick can remove her bra without taking off her sweater..
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ha! that's easy.
Ditto Monica.....I doubt you are clueless about #4. Actually have their been any true "maids" since the 12th century?
I believe Monica has just volunteered to demonstrate.
If I tried to remove my titslinger without first undressing, I would surely sprang something.
The first four are mysteries of nature. The last is genetically imprinted within all women, performed with a sigh after the release of the over the shoulder boulder holder.
As always, Sling be well and enjoy the day.
It still amazes the Spouse every time I do that. It's how I keep the spark alive.
i can also twirl it like a lasso and rope the 'little asshole' when he gets out of hand..
monica-That may very well be.
I think it's just that we are too distracted at the time to figure it out.
rosie-I'm not so clueless about the what,as I am about the why.As in,"Why the hell did I do THAT?"
JP-That's actually what I was goin' for,but nobody fell for it. ;)
The Hat-Well wouldn't I just pay to see that!
danielle-Genetically imprinted..That explains it.
I figured it was one o' those things you girls taught each other during those mass migrations to the ladies room..
lorraine-(see my response to monica) :)
Yeller dog G.-I'd love to hear how he explains THOSE marks to his buddies..
Okee-dokey! But all sales are final.
..on one occaion,Houdini was heard to remark,"How the F@#% they do that??"
Oh, I'm sorry, we have a shortage on comment responses now and we have to buddy up? Look. I've explained this before. Every Friday you look at your average number of comments for the week. It's on the spreadsheet,here. Right. Then you add 5% to cover anticipated growth in readership (fall off of readership not being an option in Sling's Domain). Then you call Guido's House of Snappy Comebacks and place the order for the next week. He drops it off on Monday, with the napkins. Capice?
Damn. You still look confused. 'K, we'll go over it one more time but I gotta get comfortable. (removes bra without taking off sweater) So, you take the average of all the week's comments...Sling? Sling?
lorraine-
Aight..Friday..Check..
Spreadsheet..Got it..
Add the 5%..Got Guido's number on speed dial..Hey!This is easy!..Napkin delivery and,...ummm..umm..
Easy Peasy Japanesy...
Learnt that in a Catholic boarding school ci9rce 1967-1969.... we could all get totally undressed under a flanellette nightie (and I mean flanallette... Humph!
still can and its a gift Sling...the nuns were never stupid and taught us all good : )
Add a sixth ...
The way of how the chick always manages to do that when I'm not around.
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The bra thing is learnd at your first slumber party where
1/ you have bigger ones the the others or
2/ yours are much smaller then the others
It's so easy... you just...
HA!@!!! Not gonna tell. But damn it feels good to get them things off and let the girls breathe.
The temps are going up, soon it will be time for topless blogging again.
middle child-Catholic schoolgirls in flannalette nighties??...This just keeps gettin' better and better! ;)
dan-All them hotties hangin' out at yer blog,and no sightings?...I'm amazed.
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citymouse-Oddly enough,there is a guy slumber party equivalent...
Babs-o-Babs-I won't rest until the secret is exposed!..in a manner of speaking,I mean..
Actually, I understood everything until I read the comments. Now I am confused.
#6 - who in the hell reads shakespeare?
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