Thursday, July 24, 2008

Let's say for the sake of argument,that you're right.

Every day at break time,I get the Rush Limbaugh report.

One of the fellas (NST) has Rush fed intravenously into his head all the livelong morning,and then feels the inexplicable need to repeat everything that sweaty red-faced turd had to say,verbatim,as if;
a) I give a mad fuck,..and,
b) He came up with these 'insights' all on his own.
(What he doesn't know,is that I've suffered the painful experience of listening to Rush on more than one occasion while on an install,only to come back to work and have NST triumphantly regurgitate the whole thing).

I need to digress at this point,in order to clarify my stance on Rush Limbaugh.
  • I think he is a very intelligent man...Articulate,and focused.
  • He's not a half-bad 'entertainer'.
  • He's a lying,hate mongering,manipulative,self righteous asshole,that makes his living,not by using his talents to effect positive change,but to capitalize on the insecurities of those segments of the population that are either too naive,or too weak minded to form a coherent opinion of their own...You know,..the George Bush of radio.
In any case,..today's unsolicited offering.

NST: 'Obama was in Israel,and really pissed off the Israelis..His campaign people plastered Obama posters all over the Wailing wall!..The most revered spot in Jerusalem!!'..

..gimme a fuckin' break.

Sling: 'Okay NST,..is that what RUSH told you?'

NST: 'Umm..no..Fox News'..(a poorly crafted lie,but look at who his idol is).

Sling: (Mustering every last ounce of paternal patience).. 'NST..Think about it...His crew saw all these people gathered together in solemn prayer,and decided this would be the perfect place to get rid of all those extra Obama posters they had layin' around?'..
..'And they did that to accomplish what??..Get the Israeli vote come November??'..

Rush hadn't prepared him for this,'Pull yer head outta yer ass and think for yourself ' type of question,so NST promptly switched to NST's/Rush's, (the personalities tend to blur along these lines), all time favorite rant!..Global Warming.

Rush/NST: 'There's not ONE SHRED of scientific evidence to prove that global warming is a reality!'..

Reality Check: Not only does the entire legitimate scientific community accept global warming as fact,but Herr Bush himself has admitted that it's a problem that needs to be dealt with,in his State of the Union address.

Rush/NST: 'Al Gore blah,and Al Gore blah,and Al Gore blah,blah,blah!!'..
'Academy award bullshit blah,and Nobel prize blah,blah blah'..
(Insert left wing,liberal Democrat slurs as needed to focus attention on anything but the actual facts)..

Reality Check: The academy awards are ENTERTAINMENT!..Period.

The Nobel prize is handed out by the international,left wing,liberal Democrat Nobel Prize Committee,like as if they were candy corn on Halloween..(that was sarcasm).

Back and forth,forth and back,..what's the bottom line?

Bottom Line: Let's say,for the sake of argument,that Rush/NST is right!
Human beings have NO affect what so ever on global climate change.
It's a figment of the liberal conspiracy's imagination.
An undigested bit o' beef...

What's yer fuckin' point?!?..

Are you telling me that there is not one good reason to develop alternative sources of power?
Cheaper,more efficient,CLEANER sources of energy?..
Have you never been choked by the pollution produced by the indiscriminate burning of fossil fuels that clouds our cities?..
Don't for one second try to convince me that's an act of nature.
Are you so friggin' self centered that you can't think past the congested nose on your face about the kind of planet we're leaving our children?

Fuck it,..let's just dig it up,drill it out,and pump it as fast as we can into the atmosphere.
That'll teach those liberal enviro-fascists a thing or two!

More importantly,Rush will be vindicated in the burning eyes of a grateful nation.

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15 Comments:

At 3:16 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

i wouldn't be able to stop myself from rearing back and bipping him into another county...when people repeat stupid shit like that I generally say "what?...are you fucking stupid?"

 
At 3:57 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

LOL at granny. I hate Rush ..he is such a stupid brainwashing fool...My mom believes everything he says. My mom use to listen to Dr. Laura everyday too. I have no idea how I became gay...I am sure it is Rush's fault..or Dr. Laura's.

 
At 6:42 PM , Blogger austexgrl said...

Sling....swetheart, this makes me sick...I mean absolutely SICK!!! I wish we could have a dialogue on this blog about this, so we could figure out what to dowhen "Stuff" like this occurs! I am apalled that people think this way and believe it is !) okay 2) normal...you guys, help me!

 
At 8:32 PM , Blogger LostInCO said...

There are a lot of guys at my work that are into Rush, drives me nutso. I just walk away. I need to learn to be more like granny.

 
At 10:12 PM , Blogger Mom said...

I'm not sure if I agree with the first 2 points on your stance on Rush, but I whole heartedly agree with point number three.Perhaps your statement of opinion on Rush was just a tad weak. I hope the idiot burns a slow, agonizing death in the fires of hell.

 
At 4:41 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

i'm pretty sure that rush limbaugh and carl rove are the same person.

they both have that soft pink sweaty skin indicating never having done any honest work.

 
At 7:52 AM , Blogger Allan said...

Classic. It's nigh-impossible to have a rational discussion with dittoheads- when you point out the glaring falsehoods and inconsistencies in their arguments, they very quickly change the subject to something unrelated (but just as wrong):

Me: "Can you give me ONE logical reason why a gay marriage would threaten your own straight marriage?"

DH: " If Al Gore was President we'd have 9-11 every day!"

Me: "You need to come out of the closet."

 
At 6:21 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

I love that reply to the 'there's no proof that humans having anything to do with anything' number.

It's pretty annoying that what Rush stirs up in people already inclined is being right.

 
At 7:03 PM , Blogger Adamgv said...

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At 7:41 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

Rush is a hypocritical idiot.

 
At 2:20 AM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Whatever views are on Global warming... its fff frrreezing here tonight - the coldest winter in decades - we should always work towards and make sure clean energy sources are pushed - even tho we've known about this technology for about 40 years -

over here in OZ they have intoroduced a "Carbon Tax" (its atually CO2 they are worried about but thats too complicated...call oit carbon has a nice ring and about to make the Rudd Government a squillion dollars in taxes...thats why they all agree on a Carbon tax... but still the coal mines eat up the dairy farms - and that carbon tax will save the planet for sure - really?

 
At 6:43 AM , Blogger Willym said...

Dear God does that bloated pansy still have a radio show? And do people still listen? Sadly I guess the answer to both is YES.

Have a few Canadian colleagues here who begin a discussion "I heard on Fox News..." now that sends chills up and down my spine.

 
At 8:01 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

Amen, brutha.

I have nothing more profound to say, but that I couldn't agree with you more about this.

 
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