Tuesday, August 12, 2008

For he's a jolly good fellow!

Today is the anniversary of the birth of the legendary Lizzard King!

We'll be commemorating the occasion with some o' MOLK's renowned homemade enchiladas,and a tour-de-force performance by LK via Guitar Hero 'Aerosmith',on his brand spankin' new,state of the art,wireless Git-fiddle thingy!..

..Oh,these kids nowadays,and their newfangled gadgets.
Next thing you know,he'll be wanting to install a fancy new dance floor,and hire nubile young girls,clad in inadequate skirts,to serve cocktails!

Step #1..
Pull up the ratty carpet in the entry way,exposing the faux wood vinyl flooring from the Eisenhower administration that lies beneath.

Step #2..
Provide a cushion of foam underlayment for our dancing convenience.


Step#3..
Measure your cuts,so as to stagger the joints, (just remember the words 'stagger', and 'joints'..it's a no brainer).


Step #4..
Enjoy your shiny new dance floor!..


I know..It would appear from these photos,that I was no help whatsoever in accomplishing this complex transformation of mere entry space,into the dazzling dance arena we now enjoy.
..I assure you that I was knee deep in responsibility,handling the intricate process of interviewing cocktail waitresses.

YOU ROCK!..

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19 Comments:

At 6:29 PM , Blogger Serena Joy said...

Your new dance hall looks great. Happy Birthday to the Lizard King!:)

 
At 6:34 PM , Blogger Citymouse said...

woo hoo I did that one summer! and then my son broke his teeth on the darn thing 'cause he thought you could slide on it like real wood.

Dont slide on the dance floor. And Happy Birthday LK

 
At 6:37 PM , Blogger LostInCO said...

diddy dance, diddy dance, on the new dance floor. Happy Birthday LK!

 
At 6:58 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

i hope the lizzard king gets tons of presents and a nubile young princess or two is tossed his way.

 
At 8:28 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

What a good friend you are......interviewing is a tough job but someone has to do it. Happy, happy to the Lizard King!!!!

 
At 12:13 AM , Blogger Willym said...

The new floor looks great - and even out of focus LK looks mighty fine playing on his instrument... hmmm that does sound right does it?

And I think you're a good friend to take staff relations on as your major responsibility. It can be a bitch of a job.

 
At 6:58 AM , Blogger Mom said...

Happy birthday to the King! Looks to me like he rocks!

 
At 7:41 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

Haaaaapppy Birthday! I'm concerned. Where's the mirrored ball? Yah, yah, short skirts, long legs, plunging necklines. I get it. But where's the mirrored ball?

 
At 9:25 AM , Blogger sageweb said...

Oh nice new dance floor! Happy Birthday to the King!

 
At 11:20 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Wow. That is very impressive. Color me very impressed.

Happy birthday, Lizzard King! Here's your own virtual applesauce cake and a big muuuuuah!

 
At 1:17 PM , Blogger jan said...

It's a dirty job, but Lizzard King is lucky to have you to do it.

Happy birthday, Lizzard king.

 
At 8:03 PM , Blogger citizen of the world said...

Ooh, fabulous floor transformation!

 
At 11:04 PM , Blogger jp said...

You are both lucky to have the best roommates ever.

Happy birthday, LK! Now, excuse me while I dance.

 
At 5:58 AM , Blogger evilganome said...

Long live the King! And I have to agree with Willym. The Lizzard KIng is looking pretty damned good, even out of focus. I won't even go near Willym's line about the King playing his instrument.

 
At 6:31 AM , Blogger cs said...

Wow! Beauuutiful! Now you can put on your morning music, pour that bowl of cereal, and tap dance on the new floor. Simply fabulous.

 
At 3:46 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

whoot!..that's so cool, great work..
and happy birthday lizard king...he does not

 
At 5:05 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Now there is nothing more attractive than blokes who can do stuff like this. You both rock ok. Happy birthy to your mate. Don't tell my our Melissa also attacked his hair as well - she gets around.

 
At 5:36 PM , Blogger Sling said...

17 comments and I've nary addressed a single one!...

My Bad.

LK has read all of them,and is most grateful for the aknowledgements. :)

 
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