For he's a jolly good fellow!

Today is the anniversary of the birth of the legendary Lizzard King!

We'll be commemorating the occasion with some o' MOLK's renowned homemade enchiladas,and a tour-de-force performance by LK via Guitar Hero 'Aerosmith',on his brand spankin' new,state of the art,wireless Git-fiddle thingy!..

..Oh,these kids nowadays,and their newfangled gadgets.
Next thing you know,he'll be wanting to install a fancy new dance floor,and hire nubile young girls,clad in inadequate skirts,to serve cocktails!

Step #1..
Pull up the ratty carpet in the entry way,exposing the faux wood vinyl flooring from the Eisenhower administration that lies beneath.

Step #2..
Provide a cushion of foam underlayment for our dancing convenience.


Step#3..
Measure your cuts,so as to stagger the joints, (just remember the words 'stagger', and 'joints'..it's a no brainer).


Step #4..
Enjoy your shiny new dance floor!..


I know..It would appear from these photos,that I was no help whatsoever in accomplishing this complex transformation of mere entry space,into the dazzling dance arena we now enjoy.
..I assure you that I was knee deep in responsibility,handling the intricate process of interviewing cocktail waitresses.

YOU ROCK!..