Don't say I didn't warn you!..
Some of you may recall that way back in November of last year,I issued a public service announcement warning my readers against those nefarious scoundrels that were using the historic election of Barack Obama to peddle their so-called 'Commemorative Coins'..
Well,I hope you lent a mindful ear at that time,because Monday night this video aired on 'The Colbert Report'..
This disturbing revelation confirms something that I've suspected for quite a while now,and I'm sure the ramifications are painfully obvious to everyone.
Yep,..that rat-bastard Steven Colbert is stealing my blogs!..
Mr. Colbert,and the folks over at that network monolith 'Comedy Central' don't know how lucky they are that I'm not in a position to pursue legal action in this matter,due to my ongoing battle with a previous literary injustice,..or I'd be on 'em faster than Rush Limbaugh running after an ice-cream truck!
..I just don't have the energy or resources to engage in lengthy litigations with Steve,and that pusillanimous prick Dr. Phil at the same time..
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Maybe you can get some buttroy lawyer to take your case pro bono.
Jan- ..and then Steve counter sues me for posting segments of his program..
Trust me,those sharks over at Comedy Central will pick your bones clean!
So we start a foundation for the protection of Sling's intellectual property and have at 'em!
I knew Colbert had a good source for his material.
You'd think he'd at least give you creative credit.. bastards I tell you they're all bastards!
Oh he so stole your blog...he is probably watching us right now.
LMFAO!!!
Wish I'd dropped by sooner...
I know, there goes the neighborhood!
Sadly...Steve wanted to buy some....really sad. I'd get a Jacoby & Meyers free consultation.
Doralong- Maybe we could rent a vault to store it in.
That way,I could go back and look at it to try and figure out what the hell it was I was talkin' about.
Mom- He should get his material from Chinese sweat shops,like I do!
Willym- He totally cracks me up!..but he's still a bastard.
Sage- My paranoia thanks your paranoia!
Ted- Thanks for stopping by buddy!..Don't worry,the neighborhood wasn't all that much to begin with.
Rosie- If indeed you guys purchased some,keep them in their original packaging.
Any future value they might have will be enhanced if they are kept pristine.
them sonsabitches..don't they know who they're messing with?..I'll have the Goddess put a bip on them that'll make their mama's nose bleed.
That's the bitch about public service announcements. They actually have to go out wandering around in public where anyone can see them and spin them into comedy gold.
The only thing that really sucks about it is that you didn't get your cut or BETTER? Invited to become a staff writer. They SOOO do not know what they're missing.
I've always thought you and JP were nearly dangerous.
Stickers on spare change? Awesome.
i knew it was a trick so i bought the barrack obama bradford collectors plate for $49.99.
it's gonna be worth a fortune.
LOL! You are too funny! :)
And I don't care too much for Dr. Phil, either. He totally exploits people on his show. Still, I feel oddly drawn to watching his show sometimes--I must be a glutton for punishment. :)
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Yellerdawg- Go get 'em goddess!..Knock the livin' tar outta them.
Booda Babe- I guess I really can't complain.Those coins are in the public domain after all.
..I miss JP.
Allan- Hey!..Maybe you could get Montel to endorse your Solar Powered Flashlight!
Miss HP- Ha!..We all have our guilty pleasures you know.
I just can't stop watching 'American Idol'.
goldensparks- Thanks for visiting.
I'll check you out.
Ah, just what I needed today. A good dose of Sling. I say you send him a threatening letter, maybe it will get you a guest spot. I think you have star potential with your wit and charm.
Thinker- Well I'm glad you came away with some grins! :)
If you're happy,I'm happy.
I saw this the other night on the Report. I wanted some of those sticker coins!
Citizen- Wait a while..You'll be able to get them at a yard sale for a couple of bucks.
Doesn't surprise me. He's French. But still: damn him. Damn him to hell, I say.
Rainey- Oh,you can bet he's up to no good.
..Probably in cahoots with them Canadians.
Sorry to say this Sling but "only in America" meaning the US of course. They try this here but it doesn't sit well...
Sorry to say this Sling but "only in America" meaning the US of course. They try this here but it doesn't sit well...
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