Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Don't say I didn't warn you!..

Some of you may recall that way back in November of last year,I issued a public service announcement warning my readers against those nefarious scoundrels that were using the historic election of Barack Obama to peddle their so-called 'Commemorative Coins'..
Well,I hope you lent a mindful ear at that time,because Monday night this video aired on 'The Colbert Report'..

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This disturbing revelation confirms something that I've suspected for quite a while now,and I'm sure the ramifications are painfully obvious to everyone.

Yep,..that rat-bastard Steven Colbert is stealing my blogs!..

Mr. Colbert,and the folks over at that network monolith 'Comedy Central' don't know how lucky they are that I'm not in a position to pursue legal action in this matter,due to my ongoing battle with a previous literary injustice,..or I'd be on 'em faster than Rush Limbaugh running after an ice-cream truck!

..I just don't have the energy or resources to engage in lengthy litigations with Steve,and that pusillanimous prick Dr. Phil at the same time..

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24 Comments:

At 10:22 AM , Blogger jan said...

Maybe you can get some buttroy lawyer to take your case pro bono.

 
At 10:47 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Jan- ..and then Steve counter sues me for posting segments of his program..
Trust me,those sharks over at Comedy Central will pick your bones clean!

 
At 10:49 AM , Blogger Doralong said...

So we start a foundation for the protection of Sling's intellectual property and have at 'em!

 
At 11:08 AM , Blogger Mom said...

I knew Colbert had a good source for his material.

 
At 12:22 PM , Blogger Willym said...

You'd think he'd at least give you creative credit.. bastards I tell you they're all bastards!

 
At 1:13 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Oh he so stole your blog...he is probably watching us right now.

 
At 2:50 PM , Blogger Ted said...

LMFAO!!!
Wish I'd dropped by sooner...
I know, there goes the neighborhood!

 
At 3:44 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

Sadly...Steve wanted to buy some....really sad. I'd get a Jacoby & Meyers free consultation.

 
At 5:03 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Doralong- Maybe we could rent a vault to store it in.
That way,I could go back and look at it to try and figure out what the hell it was I was talkin' about.

Mom- He should get his material from Chinese sweat shops,like I do!

Willym- He totally cracks me up!..but he's still a bastard.

Sage- My paranoia thanks your paranoia!

Ted- Thanks for stopping by buddy!..Don't worry,the neighborhood wasn't all that much to begin with.

Rosie- If indeed you guys purchased some,keep them in their original packaging.
Any future value they might have will be enhanced if they are kept pristine.

 
At 7:24 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

them sonsabitches..don't they know who they're messing with?..I'll have the Goddess put a bip on them that'll make their mama's nose bleed.

 
At 11:54 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

That's the bitch about public service announcements. They actually have to go out wandering around in public where anyone can see them and spin them into comedy gold.

The only thing that really sucks about it is that you didn't get your cut or BETTER? Invited to become a staff writer. They SOOO do not know what they're missing.

I've always thought you and JP were nearly dangerous.

 
At 3:49 PM , Blogger Allan said...

Stickers on spare change? Awesome.

 
At 5:50 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

i knew it was a trick so i bought the barrack obama bradford collectors plate for $49.99.

it's gonna be worth a fortune.

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! You are too funny! :)

And I don't care too much for Dr. Phil, either. He totally exploits people on his show. Still, I feel oddly drawn to watching his show sometimes--I must be a glutton for punishment. :)

 
At 3:55 AM , Anonymous goldensparks said...

Hi Friend.. Interesting post.. Nice blog.. Keep up the good work.. Will drop by your site often.. Do find time to visit my blog and post your comments.. Take care mate.. Cheers!!!

 
At 8:33 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellerdawg- Go get 'em goddess!..Knock the livin' tar outta them.

Booda Babe- I guess I really can't complain.Those coins are in the public domain after all.
..I miss JP.

Allan- Hey!..Maybe you could get Montel to endorse your Solar Powered Flashlight!

Miss HP- Ha!..We all have our guilty pleasures you know.
I just can't stop watching 'American Idol'.

goldensparks- Thanks for visiting.
I'll check you out.

 
At 10:46 AM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Ah, just what I needed today. A good dose of Sling. I say you send him a threatening letter, maybe it will get you a guest spot. I think you have star potential with your wit and charm.

 
At 12:36 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Thinker- Well I'm glad you came away with some grins! :)
If you're happy,I'm happy.

 
At 10:54 AM , Blogger citizen of the world said...

I saw this the other night on the Report. I wanted some of those sticker coins!

 
At 11:19 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Citizen- Wait a while..You'll be able to get them at a yard sale for a couple of bucks.

 
At 6:50 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Doesn't surprise me. He's French. But still: damn him. Damn him to hell, I say.

 
At 3:32 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rainey- Oh,you can bet he's up to no good.
..Probably in cahoots with them Canadians.

 
At 12:05 AM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Sorry to say this Sling but "only in America" meaning the US of course. They try this here but it doesn't sit well...

 
At 12:05 AM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Sorry to say this Sling but "only in America" meaning the US of course. They try this here but it doesn't sit well...

 

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