Monday, September 07, 2009

Such a deal!..

I was running low on my beloved tobacco yesterday,so I lickity-split on over to Sal's liquor bonanza and tobacky emporium to purchase a new box.
I tossed it on the dresser when I got home,and it sat there 'til I needed it this morning.

Well,..when I broke the factory seal and unwrapped it,this is what I found..

NOTHIN'!...


I guess I really can't complain though..I mean,..I did get 15% more nothin',..absolutely free!


Quite naturally,..I wondered how they managed to cram all that extra nothin' in that little box?

20 Comments:

At 11:26 AM , Blogger secret agent woman said...

Ooh! I'm first!

So, that's bizarre. Did you take it back for a refund.

 
At 12:09 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Secret Agent Woman- Congratulations!..As the first commenter you win half of my 15% nothin'!
I'm not gonna take it back.
I figure it was worth a few bucks to play a surprise joke on myself.
Besides,99% of the cost is health care tax,and Obama needs all the help he can get.

 
At 12:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

But you are going to remember to jiggle the box in the future, correct?

Interpret that advice any way you wish.

 
At 12:27 PM , Blogger Sling said...

JP- Jiggle it hell!
I'm gonna pry that box open right there in line at the checkout stand!
..Interperet that response any way you wish.

 
At 12:31 PM , Blogger Willym said...

MOM! Make Sling and JP stop talking like that... they're giving me nightmares!

 
At 2:20 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

sounds like old sal has a good racket going on.

 
At 2:27 PM , Blogger yellowdoggranny said...

maybe the lizard king played a joke on you?....
least you wont be killing yourself with that nasty shit..sigh*..still smoking..and your so smart..

 
At 5:05 PM , Blogger Mom said...

Boys, watch your language. You're upsetting sweet Willym.

 
At 5:26 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

Better no nothing, than something without matches.

 
At 9:01 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Woo, money back guarantee?

 
At 9:27 AM , Blogger sageweb said...

Wow that happened to me with a 12 pack of beer once..someone had drank all the beer and then filled them up with water and duct tape the cans shut. That water tased like crap but it was a little better than nothing.

 
At 12:02 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

i'm thinkin the cat had something to do with this caper.....

 
At 6:27 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Well, that's one way to quit. Did you roll one up in a nice imaginary paper and take a quick puff?

 
At 5:30 AM , Blogger Citymouse said...

And I thought I was having a bad day.

 
At 4:35 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Wow you still roll your own from the looks of the packet...my dad could drive and with one hand roll tobaccy into the Tally ho papers and light up - all with one hand...I was always impressed. It was such a man thing to do in those days - I admit I miss the smell of Dad's smokes

Someone down the line must have got a freebie - or three

 
At 6:48 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

Esta Bueno. mi vida!!!

 
At 5:09 AM , Blogger Grish said...

There's where that box went. I knew it had to be around here somewhere..

 
At 11:06 AM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

Wow, craziness! :)

I kept laughing, too, at your "beer cozy" about your ex--too funny1 :)

 
At 4:48 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

My, I guess you would call him ex-father in law, always smoked Prince Albert. Nasty! If that would have happened to me, I would have been super pissed.

Smoking is about the only bad thing I do anymore, except for all the fucking cussing I do. Damn it all, I can't hardly fucking say anything without some shit coming out of my mouth that shouldn't.

 
At 4:49 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

God, I love that strip search....

 

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