My pledge to you..
I've decided that having nothing to blog about is the blogging version of PMS...
Pretty Much Standard.
I mean,It's a phenomenon that occurs,from time to time,to everyone in bloggertown.
I gotta tell ya,I'm always impressed by the way everyone on my blogroll can turn the ordinary occurrences of life in their respective 'hoods,into something fun for the rest of us to take part in.
In that spirit...
It's Friday...Tonight,we barbecue.
**The Menu**
- Great slabs of beef,reeking with bad cholesterol,and infused with whatever spices are within arms reach,(lorraine..our spice rack is in desperate need of organizing..just sayin').
- SIL's home-made potato salad..Can you say ,"Ambrosia?"..I knew you could.
- Bush's baked beans.(We will decide which variety when we get to Food-Maxx..That's how we roll).
- Garlic bread.
- Beer.
- Whiskey.
- More beer.
I promise to get fat,and happy,and more than a little inebriated,..and stop by each and every one of my blogger pals houses to leave irrelevant and/or incoherent comments!
..I mean that.
Have a terrific weekend!
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22 Comments:
I'll get the coffee goin. The Voluptuary is nothing if not a place for the fat and happy.
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Hat-..and I'll bring the Bailey's..We can get all liquored up and watch the Perseids this weekend..:O..hammered I am!
..notice how when you delete a comment,blogger leaves this huge reminder of what a Smendrick you were?..Totally sux.
Smedrick! Oy! I haven't heard that one in a while. Bring on the Bailyes baby! Hey maybe tomorrow night Miss Cowbell and I can raise a glass in your behammered honor. Yesh?
(Sling: check the "remove forever" box when you delete it)
So, isn't Baileys what's used to make Buttery Nipples? Just sayin. So, like you could look at the shot glasses, and hypothetically think to yourself, "nice tits" or some such thought?
Your weekend sounds fab.
"Fat and happy...." a really Baby boomer's dream. I love your term "
We can get all liquored up" thats like right out of a western... sadly as the half century rolled around Bailey's and me no longer agree...too rich...unbelievable... but relatives still giove it to me at Christmas and when I have no Kardonnay... (aussies know what I mean)I am forced to drink it. Your BBQ sounds really good stuff...
like heinlein said, moderation is for monks.
good to see you haven't been assimilated by those pesky monks.
Sounds like a grand evening all the way around.. Hope y'all ate your fill and got yourselves good and likkered up and told silly stories all night long.
I will happily organize your spice rack for you, in exchange for some of that delicious sounding beef and beans. Yummers!
Sounds like a reasonable goal. Enjoy!
Hat-I'm stealing the word "behammered"...Cheers!
more cowbell-Interesting that they make a distinction between delete,and remove forever..Bailey's is used in buttery nipples,and slippery nipples.Of course,I'm a huge fan of nipplage.
middle child-Wow,funny you should say "all liquored up" sounds like a western thing.My Texan grandpa used to say that.
Being forced to drink Bailey's doesn't seem like a bad thing.
the rube-lol..fighting off those pesky monks is a full time job!
doralong-Hi kid!..We did,and we did,and we did.
lorraine-Oh,deal!..and I'll throw in some of SIL's potato salad too!
allan-I like to set my goals kinda low..Easier to achieve 'em that way.
Fat, happy, and behammered sounds like a good time to me, and bad cholesterol be damned. Got room for one more?:)
serena J.-Always room for one more!
Bring your Kevlar bib...it can get ugly up in here at suppertime.
See? Now had the drunken Eskimo said "Nice nipplage" at least I would have gotten a laugh out of the whole sorded ordeal. heh heh, 'nipplage'. Rolls off the tongue don't it? Wait...
..Too late!..From your lips to God's ear!..Wait..
Well, someone could have called you know. I like garlic bread, I'm Italian. I could have made a little lasagna or something...I like Bailey's too. Damn you all slurped it up.
*BURP*...Umm..Gee...I could have sworn I sent your invitation...
mmmmm...beef
there is nothing better then bush's beans...I am a good cook and make some terrific beans..but nothing beats them bush beans..sigh*..
Well, when the invite to your party didn't arrive, I threw my own.
We had really delish burgers and Bush's beans, along with some Newcastle Brown Ale. I tried some of that Miller Lite Chill - chelada style beer with lime and salt. Not bad, really. But then, I don't really like beer, so maybe you beer drinkers would hate it. I should have made my super deluxe potato salad, though, but I was too busy drinking. Missed you Sling.
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