Sunday, September 02, 2007

Imagine my surprise..


Blaze and "friend"..

You know how you're nearsighted as Mr. Magoo,and on top of that you're severely night blind,and you go out to have a cigarrete,and hear the neighbor's sweet tempered dog at the fence,so you walk over to the fence and reach over to pet her,only to discover that she's in heat,and the neighbor has imported an ill-tempered male to breed her to,and said ravenous stud takes a HUGE exception to your blatant intrusion on his territorial imperative,and you end up frantically counting your digits to ensure that you still have all ten?

It's like that.

18 Comments:

At 11:53 PM , Blogger Auld Hat said...

(shoots diet ginger ale out of nose)

 
At 12:00 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Hat- To his credit,he only "advised" me that I might want to be more prudent in the future.
I hope to acquire one of the offspring.

 
At 8:21 AM , Blogger the rube said...

did you offer him a smoke to relax after he finished his business?

or would he prefer a pork chop?

 
At 9:16 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

"Hey. Dogs. Get a room!"

 
At 10:12 AM , Anonymous jan said...

If you didn't offer the dog an "after" cigarette, you violated all cliches of cohabitation.

 
At 10:39 AM , Blogger Allan said...

Can you still finger-pick an open F chord? That's a good way to check for missing digits...oh wait...Garcia only had 9 and he could play banjo. Nevermind.

 
At 12:33 PM , Blogger cs said...

Hat mama's comment...makes me snort and laugh...ha!

Slingman, holy bones! Nipping critters make it hard to do your line of work...bad enough with your machinery itching to take a bite at the job...keep your hands to yourself!

Do we need to go over the rules again? tsk tsk

 
At 1:31 PM , Blogger Sling said...

rube-I'll be sure to offer him a porkchop during daylight hours.

lorraine-Hey.Sling.Stay the frak out of my room!

jan-...I got the sense I violated a whole lot more than that!

allan- once saw Jose Feliciano bust a D string while playing,and never skip a beat.
Which has nothing to do with the subject,but was still pretty cool.

cs-Let's see...Don't stick keys in the light socket..Don't put beans up yer nose...Keep your hands off of spinning saw blades,and mating Terriers....Got it!

 
At 6:21 PM , Blogger Monica said...

oh man, those are gonna be cute puppies!!!!!

 
At 6:23 PM , Blogger Sling said...

monica-...and they will have a great disposition!...Really.
Even though I totally intruded on pops,he still didn't bite me. :)

 
At 2:54 AM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Its a dogs world Sling...okay and don't you forget it!

 
At 6:08 AM , Blogger Sling said...

middle child- lol..Sometimes I need a gentle reminder!

 
At 6:37 AM , Blogger Citymouse said...

And you took pictures????
Doggie porn....ewwwwww

 
At 10:04 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

In the end, you have to thank the ingenuity and/or foresight of fence makers, that only permit you to dangle digits over the top.

 
At 3:39 PM , Blogger Sling said...

citymouse- LOL...Check out the look on his mug...He's in looove!!

booda baby-...no shit....They might be calling me "Lefty" otherwise.

 
At 3:43 PM , Blogger Serena Joy said...

Yowzer! It's good "pops" was feeling charitible and you lost no parts. I'll bet they will be some cute puppies.:)

 
At 11:38 AM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

haw haw haw...cracked me up...
and they are such beautiful pittybull dogs too..

 
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