Tuesday, January 20, 2009

And now,back to our regularly scheduled Democracy..

Dear Valued Planet,

Due to technical difficulties beyond our control,there has been an eight year interruption of service.

You may have experienced a callous disregard for human rights,unbridled contempt for the principles our forefathers sacrificed so very much to establish,and a tragically self-serving display of ruthless power surges.

Our cracker-jack technicians have traced the source of the problem to a loose cannon careening wildly about the Oval Office,and have taken the necessary steps to correct the situation.

We regret any inconvenience this may have caused in the past,and look forward to serving you faithfully in the future.

We the people of the United States



At 11:46 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woo hoo!!!!!!

At 12:07 PM , Blogger sageweb said...


At 12:42 PM , Blogger LostInColor said...


At 1:03 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! How true it is!

I am just beaming with happiness today! :)

At 1:18 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

does this mean you're getting rid of that bitch in alaska who shoots wolves from aircraft?

At 2:23 PM , Blogger Monica said...

brilliant. can i copy and paste? oh man... what an 8 year hell ride.

At 2:51 PM , Blogger Mom said...


At 3:02 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Hi Fives all around kids!!

Billy P.- Sarah's contract will be up soon my friend.
In the mean time,we are issuing rocket launchers to the wolves of Alaska.

Monica- Hi doll!..You safely arrived in Oregon I hope.
You may copy and paste as you wish.
If we can survive the last 8 years,I don't see any reason we can't move successfully forward now.

mom- AMEN!!

At 3:42 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Gave me goosebumps I tell ya.

At 6:19 PM , Blogger Allan said...

High Five!

At 6:56 PM , Blogger Roxan said...

You know this whole Obamagasm I'm reading is pretty damn creepy.

At 7:48 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Thinker- Same here..
It feels good to feel good again!

Allan- Right back at'cha buddy!

Roxan- I guess it just goes to demonstrate the difference between the two million people who chose to stand out in the cold at Obama's inauguration,..and the wretched few Rush Limbaugh dittoheads that found themselves left standing out in the cold.

At 10:38 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

Goddess bless us ..one and all.

At 11:57 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

I can how you Yanks al must feel..I hope it is all for the good and that this election and Obama's win changes things worldwide...and in the US of A

At 8:44 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellerdawg- I feel blessed in general,and today in particular! :)

Middle Child- For better or worse,I know that what we do here has an impact on folks around the world..I appreciate the good will Therese! :)

At 12:31 PM , Blogger Doralong said...

Here's hoping! I figure the guy has to be sincere, given the fucked up mess W made, who in their right mind would WANT the job unless they really thought they could help fix the mess?


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