And now,back to our regularly scheduled Democracy..

Dear Valued Planet,

Due to technical difficulties beyond our control,there has been an eight year interruption of service.

You may have experienced a callous disregard for human rights,unbridled contempt for the principles our forefathers sacrificed so very much to establish,and a tragically self-serving display of ruthless power surges.

Our cracker-jack technicians have traced the source of the problem to a loose cannon careening wildly about the Oval Office,and have taken the necessary steps to correct the situation.

We regret any inconvenience this may have caused in the past,and look forward to serving you faithfully in the future.

Sincerely,
We the people of the United States