I just washed my brain,and I can't do a thing with it...

You know,it's all beginning to make sense.
I mean,..if you listen to Rush Limbaugh,and Shaun Hannity,and Lars Larson every day at work,..all day.
Every day..
Day,after day,after day.
After day,...after day..
After day.
The reasoning behind their ideological arguments becomes crystal clear.

Like a beacon in the night,the truth of their divine insight lights a path of redemption from the unholy depths of annihilation that President Obama and his indentured minions have plunged this country into,since the untimely deposition of King George the Misanthrope during the Great Left Wing Radical Liberal Uprising of '08.

You know,..when we voted and stuff.

Fortunately,for the sake of everything we as real Americans hold dear,those saviors of democracy permeating the airwaves of Radio Free America have energized the Conservative Right behind a rallying cry!..
An anthem,if you will,designed to unify the whole of creation behind the righteous reclamation of power that the Republicans have come to expect as their White Anglo-Saxon Evangelical,I make over $500,000.00 a year and you don't,birthright.

Universal Health Care?..Economic Recovery??..A freakin' Latina on the Supreme Court of God Bless the United States of America???...

Well HERE'S what the Republican response to that kind of nonsense is my friends!
An unequivocal,..



..I defy any of you godless,anti-American Liberal Democrats to come up with a cohesive argument against that kind of irrefutable logic!