Sometimes...
- I try liver, just to see if I might like it...I never do.
- I forget how to spell 'definately..deffinitly..definitely'.
- When I leave the house early in the morning on my bicycle,I get about three blocks down the road before I remember to check and see if I'm wearing pants.
- I go out of my way to piss people off.
- I watch 'Cops' on TV,..just so I can get pissed off.
- I use ketchup instead of mustard.
- I wish I didn't know now,what I didn't know then.
- I feel Yiddish.
- I think God is a comedian,with an audience that's afraid to laugh.
- I'm pretty sure there's something they're not telling me.
- I save pieces of velcro,because I might need it someday.
- ..I Meme myself, 'cause I don't have anything to blog about.
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Is "Cops" the first reality show or is it a situation comedy?
Do you feel as though you should like liver?.... blech.... give it up. Never going to taste good.
Jan- It's an exercise in watching the police completely trample on The Constitution,..with comedic overtones.
Thinker- I really do want to like liver.
It's very good for you,and relatively inexpensive.
..probably explains why it tastes like shit.
Liver - blagh.. my mother, god rest her soul, cooked it until it was like shoe leather - put me off liver for life.
Glad someone else has problems with that damned word!
Love the god comment... and sadly the more I live here and see what goes on around the Vatican the more I agree.
i'm with you on the spelling deal and i have a lot more words i can't spell for sour apples.
"I feel Yiddish" made me laugh out loud. And I started singing it to the West Side story tune for "I feel pretty." (I feel Yiddish! Oh so Yiddish! I feel Yiddish and skittish, oy vey!")
i love liver and think people that dont eat it are wussies...
the show cops scare me as i'm afaid i'll see myself on it someday.
i use spell check on everything
i once walked all the way to the dumpster in just my tshirt and drawers, forgetting i didn't have shorts on.
i live to piss people off..
ketchup should only be used on french fries
i didn't know then what i dont know now.
god is a woman and she has your number
they not only didn't tell it to me..they wont let me know what they didn't tell you either.
i can never get velcro to work..
if i can't think of anything to blog about...i put up stumbles or the goddess runs the show for a week.
Willym- I'm thinkin' good quality shoe leather would taste better.
Billy P.- Let's see..It's A before I,except after T..right?
Secret Agent Woman- HA!..That was great!
Yellerdawg- I don't mind chicken livers!..great..I'm a chicken wussie.
Sometimes you're silly.
Mom- Most times,I think. ;)
I used to like liver.....not sure why I don't now.
Even spell check can't catch abd for and sometimes.
I feel soggy most days.
You are so very memeorable. Love you, sling.
Love Cops..the show..only because how annoying it is.
I looked down to make sure I had pants on when I read that you look to make sure you have pants on. Whew..I remembered
I'm awfully impressed you could keep your 'sometimes' list so short. Really, it's loads longer, isn't it? Isn't it?
Anyway, it's yet ANOTHER wonderful thing about the Sling. A Sling thing. You're a Renaissance man.
I love liver and brussels sprouts together, wonderful!
Rosie- Funny thing..I ran spellcheck on my intentional misspellings of 'definitely',and it accepted them all!
Hope you're not feeling too soggy today. :)
Sage- Once I've determined that I am indeed wearing pants in public,the rest of the day pretty much falls into place.
Booda Babe- Oh,..my sometimes list could be a lot longer,but I decided to keep it 'G' rated..TMI,and all that.
Laurent- Now see!..That sounds delicious!
I'll tell you,liver and onions sauteing in the pan even smells delicious..
It's the whole chewing and swallowing thing I can't get past.
Sometimes, when the FatBastid isn’t in sight I let that bitch of a dog tongue bathe my feet.
It’s something he hates to see and hear. No, not because he’s envious or anything.
Apos- AHAHA!..Sometimes,when I'm all alone,I drink milk out of the carton. :O
You are too funny! :) But I'm mostly curious about the "Yiddish" feeling--what exactly does that feel like? *grin*
Miss HP- What's it like to feel Yiddish?
Hmmmm..Okay..
A 93 year old Yiddish guy is talking to his friend;
'I'm getting married next week to a 23 year old girl!'
What are you crazy??',his friend says..Aren't you worried that having sex might be fatal?'
'Well..' he replies,If she dies,..she dies'.
..It feels like that.
I can never remember how to spell separate or necessary. I'm not sure those are spelled correctly.
I gave up on liver long ago and decided it is evil.
Bad Alice- I find it necessary to separate liver,and edible food,into separate categories.
Thanks for stopping by!
Liver is disgusting. Unless it's goose liver or chicken liver smushed up with a bunch of other stuff so that you can call it "pate" instead of liver. Because otherwise liver is just disgusting! Tongue isn't but I can't ever eat it without thinking about what it is so I don't eat it. Even though it is actually good.
I'm wearing pants.
Liver is vile- unless of course it's been converted into pate.. Damn keyboard that won't let me do accents properly...
Anyway- you have no idea how bad I needed a laugh, as always thanks! Looking forward to many pics of the slinglets!
.....and sometimes you make me laugh so hard!
Have a fab 4th southern friend!
LOL! You make me giggle! :)
"I think God is a comedian,with an audience that's afraid to laugh." now this is the truth...
re Liver...I can't coook it can't touch it raw, but my dad mad the best "Lamb's fry" ever...onion, lamb's liver, bacon, and gravy and something else...every saturday morning...have never tasted the like...
spell check is no good to me because it keeps trying to put z's in words that in English should have and s...such as hospitalisation no Z...@#$%^%$ I corrected 250 pages and changed specialised to the one with the z...which is U.S. english...then had to go back and do it to Australian English...can't spell certianly, certainly and definitly is one of the worst for me as well...
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