Wednesday, November 04, 2009

FOX News Update!..

O-Town,Ca.- ..In a crushing blow to the Bleeding Heart Liberal Democratic party,and the Socialist President Barack Obama in particular,the O-Town city council has appointed world renowned Republican taxidermist,Harvey Schmendrick,to the lofty post of County Coroner!..
When asked to comment on the impact of this monumental victory for real American Conservatives across the nation,Harvey replied,..'So,..necrophilia is still just a misdemeanor in this state..Right?'..

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14 Comments:

At 4:46 AM , Blogger Willym said...

Gives new dimension to "get stuffed" from the sounds of it!

 
At 9:40 AM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Are there any Democrat taxidermists?

 
At 2:23 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Ha!..I was feeling sarcastic over the right wing talk radio morons,pounding their chests over a couple of piss-ant Republican wins in Tuesday's elections.
They're calling it a 'referendum' against Obama,as if a representaive from the 23'rd district of freakin' New Jersey represents a crippling blow to the Democrats..
Here's what's gonna happen in 2010..
A whole lot of Democrats are gonna lose their seats in Congress..It's the nature of things..Checks and balances,and all that.
If I have to listen to Rush and his girlfriend Hannity giggle every time a Republican gets elected dog catcher,I'm gonna break something.

 
At 4:19 PM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

i just spit manadarain orange water all over my computer

 
At 4:51 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

That would've been a nail biter, except that mere mention of necrophelia made me spit my fingers out of my mouth.

 
At 11:01 AM , Blogger sageweb said...

hahaha you are so right about the right wingers thinking they are the bomb now...I am sick of hearing these people.. they have all gone mad.

 
At 4:24 PM , Blogger secret agent woman said...

When I was a kid I lived for some years in a town that had an undertaker who was also an upholsterer.

 
At 5:28 PM , Blogger Elizabeth said...

Bummer. I know Obama had his heart set on keeping that seat for the Democrats. I blame Sarah Palin.

 
At 6:22 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellerdawg- Well,..that's gonna leave a mark.

Booda Babe- Necrophilia is one of those words that sound like exactly what it is...Sorta like 'Phlegm'.

Sage- They take half the story,and then tell half the truth.
It's ins-Hannity!
(I just made that up) :)

Secret Agent Woman- That would explain that natural 'Naugahyde' look..

Elizabeth- Can I call ya Liz?,or Beth,..or Betty...In any case,I blame Sarah for just about everything.

 
At 11:33 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

I feel ya. And yet they seem mysteriously silent about the seat that went to a Dem for the first time, despite a conservative running who was all bolstered at the end by haters like Sarah and them.

Best advice? Avoid FIXed News, take a tablet and have nice lie down. I'll give you some pie when you wake up.

 
At 11:39 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rainey- I can't avoid it..The Partner has it intravenously fed into my ears,blasting it in the worktruck from 9-3..
..I think I'm beginning to develop a stutter.

 
At 8:03 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

did quincy retire?

 
At 10:16 AM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! Hilarious, dude. :)

 
At 7:52 PM , Blogger austexgrl said...

Hey, thinking of you!

 

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