The Tuna Connection...
Q: what is the common thread that inextricably ties the Farm girl in Grant Wood's "American Gothic",..L.A.'s infamous "Mummy Murderer",..and Yours Truly?..
(Hint)..this is bound to be more fun for me than it is for you.....
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a. she wished she was dead...I mean he looks like a pyscho...
b. she is obviously dead
c. this is just an entree th e eater is eating themselves to death...
I dunno...am I right or what?
Middlechild-One more hint and I'm off to work;
I've met Nan Wood-Graham and the Mummy Murderer..
The Psycho lookin' guy is actually a dentist,..Never met him.
You met them at a deli and all enjoyed a delicious tuna sandwich with just enough mayo and pickle but not too much and the lettuce was nice and crispy, just the way I or rather, you, like it?
What a fascinating life you lead.
Hmmmm ... let's see ... you're all related to Scott Baio?
Oh shit oh dear!
lorraine just about nailed it...
dan may have just given away a family secret...
middlechild is scaring me...
I'll post the lurid details in a bit.
the tuna in the sandwich was farm raised at an inland facility and gaffed with a pitchfork.
you were imployed at the inland tuna farm as a quality control techno weeny.
The mummy murderer worked at a delicatesent and served you a tuna sandwhich?
Ruby Rocks-See?..I knew I was gonna have fun..Nice try!
grish-You're half right buddy...:)
I totally have this one:
You all suffered from Toxomayophobia - fear of being food poisoned by bad mayonnaise.
What do I win what do I win!?
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evangeline-You win my heart sunshine! ;)
but yer answer is wrong...
Trophies! Trophies! I want a trophy! (Trophy. That's a funny word).
lorraine-...and you certainly deserve a trophy,let me check in my giant stainless steel vault (insert echo effect here)..Let's see,..A heart,...A brain...A home..Crap!..no trophy,and if you think I'm coming up off my paper clip necklace,you can just think again young lady...
Rats.
What is it...what is it...what is it...? please tell us okay.
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