Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Well...Now I've gone and done it.

I took a chance,God he'p me,and watched the 6 O'Clock news...
Apparently,there is an unprecedented mortgage crisis in this country.
It seems that,due to historically low interest rates,mortgage lenders have approved over 376 bazillion dollars in home loans that have no hope whatsoever of being repaid.Many employees of Countrywide lenders,(the wold's largest mortgage corporation), have found themselves locked out of their place of business without so much as a reach around.

..Yet another earthquake has rocked Indonesia,and produced a "Minor" Tsunami..(I guess that's like winning a free spinal tap),..and,
The good news is!!..

Americans are living longer!..
..or maybe it just seems longer.
Have a great week kids! :)..I'm outta' here.

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15 Comments:

At 6:51 PM , Blogger the rube said...

i think the columbia record club got into the mortgage racket. the first 12 months are a penny, then they jack up the prices.

 
At 6:54 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rube- Dude...I so know better than to watch network news.
I'm hoping a sudden case of searing stomach cramps will come along to dull the pain.

 
At 9:55 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

You had to go bring up the mortgage thing, didn't you. Where's that damned tequila...

 
At 9:58 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

I never, ever, ever watch the network news. Never, ever. Could I have a Pink Squirrel, please? I've had a long day.

 
At 10:16 PM , Blogger Sling said...

more cowbell- I didn't mean to bring up the mortgage thing..Really clean cut people with plastic hair kept telling me about it,and It got stuck in my head.
Tequila's on the right hand side of the oak cabinet under the microwave.Limes are in the butter compartment of the refer door..Help yourself.

lorraine- I don't know what I was thinking.
From now on I'm getting all my up-to-dates fron Sal over at Oro Dam liqours.
...I'm thinkin' about adding a fershlogen of whipped cream to that pink squirrel,and using a little less ice.Tell me what ya think.

 
At 10:18 PM , Blogger Auld Hat said...

wha...? huh...?
Where are you going?
(weeps)

Also, mmmmmmm...fershlogen...

 
At 10:34 PM , Blogger Sling said...

settle down Hat..- I just meant I was done talkin' for the moment.I was late for my drink.

Ferschlogen:
(a) The amount of liquid that comes out of the bottle when you accidently tip it for a second...
(b) When you hear the sound,"FERSCHLOGEN"...Yer done.
(3) A "1" count.

 
At 11:18 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

The US mortgage disaster is affecting the Australian mortgage market also... if houses weren't so ridiculusouly over priced, and if people didn't want great big McMansions; and if land was not overvalued; and if wages were adequate to needs not wants... it's be the 1950's.

 
At 11:00 AM , Blogger rosemary said...

Since reading a previous post of JP's I watch FOX....it's all crap there. I am in such a foul place I just plain old need to get shit-faced and I love Kahlua. Yup, I'm rosie, ro, bitch woman, or hey you.

 
At 1:16 PM , Blogger Citymouse said...

ahhh yes, the morgage thing, why do you guys think Ive been sucking the bottle of vodka for so long? AND looking for work... 18 months guys and it will all be good again... but not today. Some one pass me a lime.

 
At 5:26 PM , Blogger Sling said...

midle child- We refer to home ownership as "The American dream"..I guess as if the whole rest of the world would just as soon live in a cardboard box behind Wal-Mart or something.
I was just struck by that thought.

Rosie- I just have so many issues with network news.
"Something in your home right this second could kill your babies!..We'll tell ya all about it after the latest update on Paris Hilton"..Crap.
...and I knew that was you. ;)

citymouse- When the going gets tough,the tough get hammered.
[)<------------- Lime wedge for you!

 
At 7:07 PM , Anonymous jan said...

Watching network news is not nearly as pleasant as having reeds stuck under my fingernails.

 
At 7:34 PM , Blogger Sling said...

jan- PLUS!...Having reeds jammed under the fingernails can be so much more enlightening!

 
At 9:17 AM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

that will teach you to watch the news..i made the mistake of stopping by fox news the other night and pissed me off so bad i turned the tv off and listened to janis joplin for 2 hours..

 
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