Sunday, April 27, 2008

8 minutes on planet Earth

I wondered aloud in my last post,'..at the genius who decided 9 minutes was some kind of standard time increment for people to deal with first thing in the morning'..

I mean,what amount of snoozing can be effectively accomplished in 9 minutes?
It's a piddling,paltry time frame.
And that doesn't only apply to lying semi-conscious in my cozy bed,trying in vain to reinsert myself in the wondrous dream I had been engaged in,prior to my rude awakening.
9 minutes ain't shit,and I can't imagine anything of consequence that might transpire during so meager a measure.



Oh..Let me rethink that position.

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16 Comments:

At 12:05 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Holy crap...that was great team work.

 
At 12:53 PM , Blogger citizen of the world said...

That was fantastic. Cape buffalo, lions and crocs - all fearsome beasts. I saw all of them on the Serengeti but was glad not to witness a kill. I'm glad the calf got away.

 
At 12:58 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Sage- On the part of the lions?
The Crocs?
just kidding..I know you mean the photographers. ;)

citizen- Overall,I'm glad the calf was rescued.
Still,Lions and Crocs gotta eat.

 
At 5:59 PM , Blogger cs said...

OKay Sling...stick to your morning routine..put the music back on and jiggle to the kitchen!

 
At 7:23 PM , Blogger Sling said...

CS- That's prolly best. ;)

 
At 7:32 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

i couldn't watch...i know it's nature at it's finest..but cant watch it..
as for the 9 minutes in the morning..?..when Asshole #1 was in the fire dept.and they worked 24 on 48 off and they slept in bunks...the asshole sargent would wake them up by banging on their metal bunk beds and call them hogs..wake up hogs, get up mfing hogs..and one morning (they hadn't had any sleep for about 36 hours because of a crash)and they were all dead to the world...he tossed a boot and hit this one kid in the head and he jumped up and punched the sgr in his head...they brought him up on charges and his lawyer got him off by saying in the first few seconds up to 10 when you are woke up like that..you're going on reflex not intent and he wasn't responsible...so you got that going for you..first 10 seconds or so..you're not responsible..hahah

 
At 8:25 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellowdog G.-I know it's hard to believe,but the little guy gets away scott free in the end,thanks to some heroic efforts on the part of the herd.
..I don't claim responsibility for myself until I've already been at work for an hour! :)

 
At 8:38 PM , Blogger Auld Hat said...

So amazing! I'm all pumped with adrenaline now. I would make an excellent water buffalo. Wait...

 
At 9:08 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Hat- Save the baby buffalo toes!

 
At 6:47 AM , Blogger Mom said...

That is an amazing video!

 
At 9:28 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

People. We crack me up. They spend the whole time shh-shing each other. And then yacking. I can't watch any more until they shut the hell up.

 
At 1:22 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Unbelievable...I have never seen abnything like this.

 
At 4:06 PM , Blogger Sling said...

mom- It couldn't have been better if it were scripted!

booda babe- I know huh!
It's like 'Shut yer trap and pay attention!'..

middle child- Seriously.
That calf was up to his ass in alligators!..and still walked away. :)

 
At 7:19 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

oh..well, i'll watch it then..hahaha

 
At 8:10 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

ooh, not me, YDG. I'll take y'all's word for it.

I will remember that 10 second defense though...

 
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