8 minutes on planet Earth

I wondered aloud in my last post,'..at the genius who decided 9 minutes was some kind of standard time increment for people to deal with first thing in the morning'..

I mean,what amount of snoozing can be effectively accomplished in 9 minutes?
It's a piddling,paltry time frame.
And that doesn't only apply to lying semi-conscious in my cozy bed,trying in vain to reinsert myself in the wondrous dream I had been engaged in,prior to my rude awakening.
9 minutes ain't shit,and I can't imagine anything of consequence that might transpire during so meager a measure.



Oh..Let me rethink that position.