Saturday, September 04, 2010

Next to an acute attack of searing stomach cramps..

..I like moving best.

I love traveling,and really love living in different places from time to time,..but that whole process of pulling up stakes,stuffing every nic-nac-paddy-whackin' thing I own into poorly labeled boxes,and hauling it over to the new digs,..not so muckin' fuch.

It's that German/Capricorn/anal-retentive portion of my programming that reviles at the disarray and confusion,however brief,that quite naturally accompanies the endeavor..
(Pauses to rearrange mousepad precisely 5/8 inches from,and parallel to laptop)..

Happily,the thing is done,and I'm now properly ensconced in my new corporate headquarters, still located right here in O-Town!

PLUS!..as an added bonus,..I have a genial new room mate,whom I shall hereafter refer to as 'Smee'!

'Wazzat?',..you ask...'Smee??'

That's what I said!..Our conversation went something like this;
Sling: 'I'll be blogging about you..What would you like your blog moniker to be?'
Smee: ..'Smee!'
Sling: 'You want it to be,..Smee?'
Smee: 'Yes,..I want it to be Smee'.
Sling: 'No you don't'..
Smee: 'Yes I do'.
Sling:..'Fine then'.


No doubt,there will be many and varied yarns to spin around Smee,and his two Beagle hounds,..Amy,and Allie!

Not to worry,..I'll still be visiting the Lizzard clan as well,..so that will help curb some o' that pesky separation anxiety we're all bound to experience..

83 Comments:

At 4:15 PM , Blogger jp said...

That last picture was too much for words. Literally. I'll need to come back later and finish this thought.

 
At 5:27 PM , Blogger Mom said...

What JP said.
Smee is a nice looking fella - of course he will never measure up to the handsome Sling.

 
At 7:46 PM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

ask Smee if he's interested in a really really old cougar...dang!
uh, what is that cat doing in your drawers bud?

 
At 9:32 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Does that make you Captain Hook?

 
At 11:45 PM , Blogger jp said...

Alright, I've recovered now. Totally agree with everything you said about moving, and hating not having everything where it belongs. Plus, I want to add that I don't like carrying around heavy shit.

How perfect that you found another roommate with aversion to shirts. Looking forward to many new tales of Sling and Smee, and assorted domestic animals.

 
At 1:08 AM , Blogger Willym said...

Let's not talk about moving okay! Every 2, 3 or 4 years we start the inventory; watch as things are packed up (at least we don't have to do it ourselves) live out of a "pack up kit" so thoughtfully provided by our government - 4 sheets, 4 pillowcases, 4 towels, 4 cups etc - for 1 month before we leave and 2-3 months when we arrive at the next place. Watch as things are unpacked - making a note of what has been broken in the move. And set up house again. Ah well it could be worse my friend, we could be homeless.

Fine looking chap our Smee - does he make Smores? And that last photo... words fail.

 
At 8:46 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

I'm not letting the rest of this house see that kitty in the pants picture because THEN I'd have to listen to a billion lines about ... well, you know.

Hating the actual moving of moving so much, I once thought I was pretty genius for thinking we should just move ourselves and our dearest treasures and let all the furnishings stay. I thought that until I lived in a country where that very thing happens. Great, if you're moving into a flat with beautiful antiques. Not so great, when everything's orange.

Anyway, it's so nice to know you've arrived in a place that's going to be comfortable and happy.

 
At 11:04 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

yup, the only time i touch a lot of my junk is when i move it.

 
At 12:42 PM , Blogger Jan said...

I hate moving too, but it is a time to get rid of all the crap you don't know why you kept in the first place so that you can buy new crap when the move is complete.

 
At 1:13 PM , Blogger secret agent woman said...

I loathe moving. Hope to not do it again for a while, but I never seem to stay in one place too long.

I just don't know how to respond tot hat last photo, so I won't.

 
At 8:10 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

I love the name Smee. *hee hee*

And I had to really look at that last picture--I said aloud, "What am I looking at here?" It took me a while to figure it out. LOL! :)

I hate moving, too...but I really hope you enjoy your new digs! :)

 
At 12:59 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Smee is cute..for a guy..

 
At 8:25 AM , Blogger Buck said...

That last photo should be entered in a contest. Priceless!

Anyone who wants to be called Smee sounds like a terrific fellow. Can't wait to see the beagles. I ADORE beagles.

 
At 5:17 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

What is that thing??? No not your nre flatmate Smee but that other thing???

 
At 9:15 AM , Blogger rosemary said...

Smee......nice.....looking. If I had to move again I would probably just set fire to the old place and stuff and drive away....with all of the babies in the car. The Cat In the Pants by Sling 'n Smee!

 
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IIIIIIIIIIIIII been missing you..in all the old familiar places.....

 
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