..That's what I had written.
Take my word for it!..It was a well thought out,masterfully crafted and insightful piece of top o' the line Bloggerism...Then I clicked ,"Publish Post" and the whole thing went to shit.
"Blogger is temporarily down for scheduled maintenance between 4:00 P.M. and 4:45 P.M."....WELL,NO SHIT!!..Why,of course you are!..It can't be reproduced,..the words had flowed like,...well,...stuff that flows really easy!
I mean,..I've had EXACTLY a 45 minute window in the last two days to pay proper attention to my Blog,and everything constructive I had to say was summarily executed with the press of a button...SO,..You all get to hear me rant instead. :P
*** BUSINESS WOULD BE GREAT!" ***
...If it weren't for the customers..
One of the fellas that normally does installations has been out sick the last two days,so I abandoned my usual duties in an effort to complete a couple of jobs.After all,money doesn't change hands until the work is done,..Know what I'm sayin'?..
Anywhang,..I had all but forgotten how much I really dislike dealing with the public.
"How much does that weigh?"
"Do you guys actually cut the trees yourself?"
"If I want to change colors later,how do I go about that?"
Jeesuus lady!!...Can't you just enjoy your new cabinets and shut the fuck up???..No,I didn't say that.I answered her questions with a comforting smile,and even offered some "insider" tips on how to maintain the beauty and function of her newly renovated kitchen for years to come...and it gave me an historic knot in my stomach to refrain from shoving a solid Oak toekick up her ass.
I really,REALLY, shouldn't be allowed in public...I know this..
I love my ethereal Blogger friends.Safely tucked away in the netherworld of my laptop.Always there...Always supportive.
It's just that,..The more people I meet in real life,..the more I like my dog.
I'm posting the two pix I was able to take in between the incessant parade of inane questions our highly valued customer sought to inflict.Time,and patience,had been thoroughly drained...Peace Out.