Monday, April 28, 2008

Blogonomics

As this graph clearly illustrates,..

I'm experiencing a shortage of blog material lately,so you know what that means?
Yep,..I'm forced to raise my prices,in an effort to make up for 1st quarter losses.

This promises to be a temporary condition however,until the long days of Summer bring a surplus of anecdotal adventures!
At which time I'll be forced to raise my prices yet again,to prevent flooding the market.

This should result in projected 3rd quarter posting stability!
Necessitating a very moderate price increase,in order to keep up with inflation.
I don't anticipate any subsequent price fluctuations.
..Until the holiday season,of course.

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33 Comments:

At 5:22 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

learning from the rice growers, eh?

 
At 5:30 PM , Blogger Sling said...

billy P.- Naw..My 12 year old granddaughter clued me in. ;)

 
At 6:11 PM , Blogger cs said...

You're getting expensive Sling! I'll need some coupons please. Then we can all stand in line and camp out the night before waiting for the 9 minutes when Sling opens his doors and we come bustling in and jiggle and giggle to the music whilst getting a bowl of cereal....tsk tsk. And that is that!

 
At 6:19 PM , Blogger Sling said...

CS- These adjustments are perfectly in line with the Federal Reserve's daily reccommended allowance of price gouging!
(I refer you to the attached graph).
..The Cap'n Crunch is on top of the fridge,next to the bowl of candy,left over from Halloween..Help yourself.

 
At 6:53 PM , Blogger Allan said...

Maybe you could pretend to be an airline or a bank...then the gubbermint would bail you out and you could use the dosh to hire ghost-bloggers.

 
At 6:58 PM , Blogger Sling said...

allan- WOAH!,slow down buddy!..I'm trying to write this down.

 
At 7:18 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

can i do a 2 for one..?...read 2 blogs get one free?

 
At 7:36 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Wow it is a got nothing day.
I am willing pay the extra price for nothing though.

 
At 7:39 PM , Blogger Sling said...

yellowdog G.-That's just the kind of artful negotiation that this country needs to guide us through these precarious economic times!!
..No.

sage- (rubs hands together)
Exxcelllent!

 
At 7:07 AM , Blogger LostInCO said...

I like the graph. If you sum all those sine waves together it will be a good approximation of a square wave.

 
At 8:59 AM , Blogger jan said...

That's the clearest explanation I've seen for why I have no money ever.

Are you a leading economic indicater?

 
At 9:29 AM , Blogger jp said...

If I'm going to have to choose between putting gas in my car and reading your blog, I might as well just sell the car.

 
At 9:48 AM , Blogger Willym said...

Next thing you be petitioning the government for a bail out - I told you, you should have got friendly with that Bush guy and his buddies!

 
At 10:11 AM , Blogger Mom said...

Pretty graph.
I'll shop here on sale days with coupons and I want the senior citizens discount. I can can barter with you too. I'll trade you 2 of my posts for one of yours. I know we can work this out together.This country needs a change and we all need some change.

 
At 10:34 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

How about issuing a membership card, you know, where we buy 10 posts and get the 11th for free, with our choice of soda or chips?

 
At 2:41 PM , Blogger Willym said...

Oh is there a Senior's discount??? 55 and over right - or is that 60 or over... it better not be 65 or over!

 
At 3:37 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

I love you. I've been an econo-idiot ever since I had Eisner for Econ 101 and he apparently thought we should attend class. This, however, I understood. Even if I was just a passer by, I'd pay just for the thrill of getting it.

 
At 4:51 PM , Blogger Sling said...

My battalion of expensive Harvard lawyers have informed me that all my readers fall under the 'Most favored Bloggers' section of my articles of incorporation,and are therefore exempt from any dues or fees yada-yada..(Jeez,these guys aren't worth the dynamite it takes to blow their brains out!)..
..Pass the whiskey.

 
At 5:10 PM , Blogger Doralong said...

Gotta do what you gotta do sugar..Kindly link in the secure processing site for the credit cards, please- or make it really easy and make with a Paypal link.

 
At 5:46 PM , Blogger Sling said...

doralong- .'Kindly link in the secure processing site for the credit cards, please- or make it really easy and make with a Paypal link'..

That may very well be the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me! ;)

 
At 6:06 PM , Blogger Doralong said...

I'd miss you too much precious, so if I gotta pay, so be it. I'm assuming you'd make reasonable rates for old friends, yes?

 
At 6:15 PM , Blogger Sling said...

doralong- There's a reason why they call it 'free speech' darlin'.

 
At 10:42 AM , Blogger Auld Hat said...

Does this include the friendship tax or will I have to pay extra for that...again?
I mean, I'm willing to don't get me wrong...

 
At 3:55 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Hat- That was just a small,one time fee.
You're paid up for life. :)

 
At 4:10 PM , Blogger Serena Joy said...

Do you have a layaway or installment plan?:)

 
At 5:16 PM , Blogger Sling said...

serena joy- I don't even have a retirement plan!..or an emergency exit plan.

 
At 5:02 AM , Blogger Citymouse said...

im so poor i cant even pay attention! (someone had to say it!)

 
At 3:53 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

Damn sling, it costs me $3.63 now to read your blog? How much more do you need?

 
At 5:23 PM , Blogger Sling said...

citymouse- I was wondering who would be the one..Glad it was you.

rosemary- I'm trying to save up enough to buy my own deep sea submersible.

 
At 8:06 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

Do you work for Exxon?

Would you be interested in a trade? I'll show you my blog if you show me yours...

 
At 8:17 PM , Blogger Sling said...

More Cowbell- DEAL!

 
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