Blogonomics
As this graph clearly illustrates,..
I'm experiencing a shortage of blog material lately,so you know what that means?Yep,..I'm forced to raise my prices,in an effort to make up for 1st quarter losses.
This promises to be a temporary condition however,until the long days of Summer bring a surplus of anecdotal adventures!
At which time I'll be forced to raise my prices yet again,to prevent flooding the market.
This should result in projected 3rd quarter posting stability!
Necessitating a very moderate price increase,in order to keep up with inflation.
I don't anticipate any subsequent price fluctuations.
..Until the holiday season,of course.
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Make chex payable to §£ïñg 4:19 PM
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31 Comments:
learning from the rice growers, eh?
billy P.- Naw..My 12 year old granddaughter clued me in. ;)
You're getting expensive Sling! I'll need some coupons please. Then we can all stand in line and camp out the night before waiting for the 9 minutes when Sling opens his doors and we come bustling in and jiggle and giggle to the music whilst getting a bowl of cereal....tsk tsk. And that is that!
CS- These adjustments are perfectly in line with the Federal Reserve's daily reccommended allowance of price gouging!
(I refer you to the attached graph).
..The Cap'n Crunch is on top of the fridge,next to the bowl of candy,left over from Halloween..Help yourself.
Maybe you could pretend to be an airline or a bank...then the gubbermint would bail you out and you could use the dosh to hire ghost-bloggers.
allan- WOAH!,slow down buddy!..I'm trying to write this down.
can i do a 2 for one..?...read 2 blogs get one free?
Wow it is a got nothing day.
I am willing pay the extra price for nothing though.
yellowdog G.-That's just the kind of artful negotiation that this country needs to guide us through these precarious economic times!!
..No.
sage- (rubs hands together)
Exxcelllent!
I like the graph. If you sum all those sine waves together it will be a good approximation of a square wave.
That's the clearest explanation I've seen for why I have no money ever.
Are you a leading economic indicater?
If I'm going to have to choose between putting gas in my car and reading your blog, I might as well just sell the car.
Next thing you be petitioning the government for a bail out - I told you, you should have got friendly with that Bush guy and his buddies!
Pretty graph.
I'll shop here on sale days with coupons and I want the senior citizens discount. I can can barter with you too. I'll trade you 2 of my posts for one of yours. I know we can work this out together.This country needs a change and we all need some change.
How about issuing a membership card, you know, where we buy 10 posts and get the 11th for free, with our choice of soda or chips?
Oh is there a Senior's discount??? 55 and over right - or is that 60 or over... it better not be 65 or over!
I love you. I've been an econo-idiot ever since I had Eisner for Econ 101 and he apparently thought we should attend class. This, however, I understood. Even if I was just a passer by, I'd pay just for the thrill of getting it.
My battalion of expensive Harvard lawyers have informed me that all my readers fall under the 'Most favored Bloggers' section of my articles of incorporation,and are therefore exempt from any dues or fees yada-yada..(Jeez,these guys aren't worth the dynamite it takes to blow their brains out!)..
..Pass the whiskey.
Gotta do what you gotta do sugar..Kindly link in the secure processing site for the credit cards, please- or make it really easy and make with a Paypal link.
doralong- .'Kindly link in the secure processing site for the credit cards, please- or make it really easy and make with a Paypal link'..
That may very well be the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me! ;)
I'd miss you too much precious, so if I gotta pay, so be it. I'm assuming you'd make reasonable rates for old friends, yes?
doralong- There's a reason why they call it 'free speech' darlin'.
Does this include the friendship tax or will I have to pay extra for that...again?
I mean, I'm willing to don't get me wrong...
Hat- That was just a small,one time fee.
You're paid up for life. :)
Do you have a layaway or installment plan?:)
serena joy- I don't even have a retirement plan!..or an emergency exit plan.
im so poor i cant even pay attention! (someone had to say it!)
Damn sling, it costs me $3.63 now to read your blog? How much more do you need?
citymouse- I was wondering who would be the one..Glad it was you.
rosemary- I'm trying to save up enough to buy my own deep sea submersible.
Do you work for Exxon?
Would you be interested in a trade? I'll show you my blog if you show me yours...
More Cowbell- DEAL!
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