Thursday, August 12, 2010

Sliding back into Blogging mode,as if the years had never passed..

..the prodigal Sling returns.

We've done great things over at "Against 1070" ,'lo,..these past several months,..and after receiving thousands!(3) of cards and letters,today seems like a good day to switch gears,and get back into some regular minor fabrications,flights of imagination,and outright lies accounts of life..Such as it is.

"What's so special about today?", ask,..with more than just a little impertinence,I must say.

..To which I respond:

********It's Lizzard King's Birthday!********

Yep!...33 years ago on this very date,Mom O' LK acquired him from the Gypsies in trade for a gallon of Mad-Dog 20/20,..and a carton of Pall Malls gave birth to a bouncing baby newt!

Here,in my continuing effort to harass and embarrass him,is an early photo of the future King of Lizzards as a young lad,which I retrieved just hours ago from my giant stainless steel vault..

Who could have known then,that this Sawyeresque young scalawag would grow up to be the handsome rogue he is today,..with a bright and endearing Little Newt of his very own?



At 2:05 PM , Blogger Jan said...

Of great fortune is the man who knows someone who will post his baby pictures in the blogosphere for all to see. I hope he realizes his good fortune.

At 2:21 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Jan- He hasn't seen it yet.
..I'm keeping the bedroom window up,for ease of spontaneous egress.

At 2:50 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Oh nice to have you back...Happy Bday to the Lizzard King!

At 5:30 PM , Blogger JACKIESUE said...

Oh my Goddess, that kid looks just like his Daddy...except on him it looks good...happy birthday buddy of sling..
and don't stay away so long next time..I was fixing to send out the Texas Rangers..

At 5:53 PM , Blogger Charlene said...

Welcome back!!!!!!

At 5:55 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Sage-..Nice to see you posting again as well kid!
Hope you continue to feel better. :)

Yellerdawg-HA!.. Did I ever tell you that the first time I was arrested,it was by a Texas Ranger?
Clois Vaughn was his name,and I did ten days in jail.
Locked-down 24 hours a day,with only two meals a day,which his wife prepared...Good food really.

At 7:35 PM , Blogger Sling said...

*Much to my dismay,i'm going to have to add the evil word verification feature to my comment section...The heiroglyph whores are really pissin' me off!
..I hope this will be a temporary situation.

At 6:39 AM , Blogger Laurent said...

Great to have you back! Great pictures.

Laurent at the beach.

At 7:59 AM , Blogger Anne said...

Nice to see you back in the blogosphere!

At 9:44 AM , Blogger Shrinky said...

Welcome home, hon, you've been missed! Lizzard king sure grew into one handsome, strapping lad (grin). Happy Birthday to him, may he age as well as he's grown!

At 10:05 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Charlene- Hi doll!

Laurent- You kids are behaving yourselves on vacation ,..right?
Well STOP it!

Anne- Nice to be seen! ;)

Shrinky- He's not just another pretty face either.
He has heart,and character,and true spirit.
..He's my friend. :)

At 3:40 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

Happy Birthday, Lizzard King!

Sling--so glad to see you back! We've missed you!!

At 4:40 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Happy Birthday to the Lizzard King, and when he sees the photos make sure you take the fly screen off the window as well...
Newt looks like a great little kid too.

At 5:39 PM , Blogger Mom said...

Happy birthday, LK. A very special day indeed.

At 11:33 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

ooh, you got nothing on this slackass in the prodigal category, sweets.

At 8:58 AM , Blogger Sling said...

Miss HP- :)

Middle Child- He was sufficiently embarrassed by it all,and I managed to get through it without any knots on my head. ;)

Mom- I'm passing all his BD wishes along to him.

Cowbelle- I bow to your superior slackassedness in this category doll.
See ya around Facebook!

At 1:07 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

Happy happy to the King!!! At least Sling didn't show the shiny baby butt photo!

At 9:31 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rosie- Oh..I have access to shiny baby butt photos of The Lizzard King.
..I'm saving those for Christmas.

At 4:06 PM , Blogger secret agent woman said...

Happy Birthday to him!

At 8:55 PM , Blogger Elizabeth said...

First Will writes about Italian daddies wearing baby slings and now you're writing about Sling's baby! It's enough to make an soft-hearted woman well up with tears.

At 3:19 PM , Blogger Allan said...

Been gone so long I missed your absence. Wait...can an absence be missed? Um...
What I mean is: I'm glad you still blog.

At 8:21 PM , Blogger JACKIESUE said...

yeah, them chinese/japanese what ever the fuck they are strick all the time..piss me off..
was your texas ranger over 6 feet tall?


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