Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Weekdays


I usually roll in from work about a quarter to four,turn on the TV,and catch the last 15 minutes of Ellen Degeneris.She cracks me up.
She did her stand-up routine during comedy night at a joint where I used to sling whiskey,back before she was a power lesbian.
I suppose she was already a regular type lesbian,but I can't be sure.
I'll bet Sheila knows!I'm pretty sure they all know each other,what with their secret handshake,and newsletter,and such ..:o...Anyway..
At 4 p.m. I click over to USA network and leave it there while I decompress.It's a Law and Order bonanza!
Yeah,I've seen them all a hundred times,but it's good background noise.
Besides,I have a grudging respect for ADA Jack Mcoy.The guy's a freakin' raptor.Once he's got you in his sights,you can bet your ass you're gonna be found guilty of SOMEthing...dammit.
Hey!..We have a brand new gas grill!..The Lizzard King is gettin' ready to fire up some sirloins even as we speak.I'm gonna jump in the shower,pop a brew,and see what's really goin' on in bloggertown..See Ya!

10 Comments:

At 7:00 PM , Blogger yellowdoggranny said...

ahh law and order..you feel about law and order like i do homicide life on the streets...when pembleton was on your ass, you were as good as behind bars...andre braugher is the best actor on tv..i miss cable only for one reason..cant see reruns of hlots...i have seen theme all at least 6 times a piece .which is something as i never watch something i have seen before...but his smile makes me warm all over...sigh***

 
At 7:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't really know Ellen Degeneres very well, although she does have a restraining order against me. I'm Sheila! I'm a lesbian!

 
At 7:58 PM , Blogger Citymouse said...

I sure am glad shelia cleard things up on that for us!

Sounds like a great evening.. but I prefer charcoal.

 
At 8:31 PM , Blogger Cassandra said...

So, I guess you don't really need that dad burger after all. You can make your own.

I do have you down for a postdated burger, as soon as the check clears!

 
At 3:11 AM , Blogger Grish said...

Sounds like EVERY night here, well except for the lesbians...:P

 
At 4:52 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the criminal justice system, there are two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.

These are their stories.

There are also, the NSA, the FBI, Homeland Security, and other agencies.

They don't have a TV show right now.

 
At 9:14 AM , Blogger Allan said...

Sling- Thnks for the nice weather!


Legal- they have TSN- The Surveillance Network, which is on 24/7!

 
At 12:22 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

a) I love Ellen. (Not that way). The Spouse took me to see her show back before she was a power lesbian. She just makes me laugh and laugh.

2) I heart Jack McCoy. I double puffy heart him.

3) I should know the answer to this but I actually don't because I never managed to read through all your archives before your other blog was hijacked by pornographers so, um, who exactly is the Lizard King?

 
At 3:56 PM , Blogger Sling said...

lorraine-22 years ago I dated a very nice woman with 2 kids.
we separated amicably,and lost touch for 20 years.
she tracked me down in colorado just as I was getting ready to get out of corrections and we renewed the friendship."You should come to O-Town when you get out,there's a lot of work here"...so I did.
The Lizzard King is her oldest son,all grown up.He and i rent a house together,and are great friends.He's got
a son that comes over on weekends.."little Newt"..

 
At 9:13 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Thank you for sharing that and I think it is a very sweet story and... oh...wait. You're a hard ass. Sorry.

I mean, cool, dude. Whatever.

 

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