Tuesday, February 06, 2007

PUPPIES FROM HELL II:..Shelby's Revenge

8 brand new baby lappers,hell bent on latchin' on to a tit.

We locked the gate.
We chased away all the butt-sniffing Lotharios.
We brought her in the house as much as we could.
Oh sure,..we could get her spayed,but why do that when you've covered all the bases??..I'll tell you why..


Shelby is a total tramp!...She'll give up that thang faster'n you can say"Roll over Brittney!"

We thought the "muffin" shop was closed,but apparently,somebody turned the sign over..

Okay,..I'm out of sexual metaphors..or are they similes?..I just don't know.
BUT!...I do know this,..

I like the chocolate flavored ones best...

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19 Comments:

At 6:24 PM , Blogger Citymouse said...

ahhh a girl after my own heart, well except the puppy parts

 
At 6:34 PM , Blogger barista brat said...

that's one busy bitch!

sorry - couldn't resist.

 
At 6:48 PM , Blogger Sling said...

God he'p me...I love tramps.
sorry,..couldn't resist. ;)

 
At 9:16 PM , Blogger JessnBekahsmom said...

Hmmph! I have no sympathy! I bought a female german shepherd (we already had a male) and she is two years old. Trying to re-coup some of the cost of the dog, plus the rattlesnake bite she survived and the damage she has done to the house. They have had TWO years and nothing! They have gotten together and NOTHING! No puppies. I know, backyard breeding and all. These are both dogs with better pedigrees than most people I know. Bought from a Schutzhund trainer. No puppies. I can't catch a break. Good luck with yours. They are adorable.

 
At 1:11 AM , Blogger apositivepessimist said...

aww puppies.

they are so much cuter when thousands of kilometres away.

 
At 6:04 AM , Blogger Sling said...

J&B's Mom-Okay,..you have my sympathy.
German shepherds are beautiful animals.It has to be frustrating for you that they won't get together.She is still young however,and I'd wager that sooner or later you're gonna be having plenty o' the little whelps running amok.Good Luck!. :)

apos-We could ship the whole brood 'cross the Pond if you'd like a closer look. ;)

 
At 7:05 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Good lord, didn't we just do this? I'd suggest a little visit to Planned Parenthood. It's time.

 
At 10:19 AM , Blogger ruby rocks said...

8 more blessings to count!

you got that going for you too, which is nice.

 
At 4:36 PM , Blogger Allan said...

I think I'm allergic.

 
At 4:41 PM , Blogger Sling said...

lorraine-Tell me about it!
But it has been 6 months.Fortunately,they aren't hard to get rid of.In fact,2 of the last litter were stolen from the back yard.

Ruby rocks-They really are cute little bastards. :)

 
At 4:42 PM , Blogger Sling said...

allan-Yer not gettin' off that easy buddy!...I've got you down for at least two. ;)

 
At 6:35 PM , Blogger CSL said...

Cute pups. And you can't blame the mama, she's just following her bliss.

 
At 6:55 PM , Blogger Sling said...

CSL-You know,I don't really blame poor Shelby.
'Following her bliss'...I like that.

 
At 7:21 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

Too bad there isn't some way they could be a tax deduction. You like what? Chocolate milk???

 
At 7:31 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Rosie-LOL...I already claim 2 wives,both over 65,and blind...
Shelby is a black labrador,she threw 2 chocolate labs this time around,and they are just beautiful!. :)

 
At 10:35 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

good thing you are miles away, because I would have to have me one of those..I love the smell of puppies...

 
At 6:35 AM , Blogger gina said...

send the brood to charlie and amy. They loooove dogs! I do too, so I didn't look at the photo. Too tempting. You have my sympathies.

 
At 2:27 AM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Life will...because it can and because it must...ask any doggie

 
At 10:06 PM , Blogger Babs said...

What a whore! But puppies are so cute. As long as you can find homes for them, then slut away Shelby.

 

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