Thursday, April 05, 2007

Sanjaya is the Anti-Christ..

For those of you that watch American Idol,You know what I'm sayin'.There really isn't anything extraordinary about this kid,but he continues to..well,..continue.
Always relegated to "the bottom three",yet somehow managing to get more votes than some truly talented people week after week.
So,either there is a ginormous contingent of gay East Indians conspiring to topple the American music industry,or he is the son of Satan...
For those of you that insist on claiming that you do not watch American Idol,..yeah,...right.

Morgan is barking at the front door even as we speak,and d'ya know why?..
Because he has learned how to jump the back fence,that's why..All week long the neighborhood rag'amuffins have been knocking at the front door...
"Hey Mister!..Your dog is loose!"..crap..And the 2 remaining puppies keep digging under the fence to run around after him while we're at work.
The neighbors have taken to putting them in the yard for us,but this can't last much longer.Pretty soon they'll get tired of it and just call the puppy nazis to come haul them off to Bergen-Belsen.

I'm already the guy that forgets to take his trash out to the curb on Thursday mornings and,...shit!!..

This is not a rant.

It's regular,everyday stuff that really doesn't amount to anything bloggable,but until something better comes along,this will have to do.

"Try and catch the wind"..Donovan


At 6:42 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

I heard on the news this am that freko Howard Stern was having his weird friends call and vote for the kid. I guess he has a thing against the show or Simon. I don't start watching it until they narrow it down to 12 or so. I liked the gorl the dumped last least the song she did and her rendition. Puppies will be puppies...maybe you need to go stand out in front of Wallie World this weekend with the darlings in a box being cute.

At 6:46 PM , Blogger Sling said...

I'm willing to stand out in front of Mall Wart with the little beggars,but I draw the line at being cute!

At 7:01 PM , Blogger apositivepessimist said...

with all the posts about this dude I am kinda sorry I don't see your AI. but not reaally sad.

haha. in town just changed to Thursday morning garbo day a few weeks before I left it. just as well I only needed to put it out every 3 weeks or then I remembered the day had changed from the Friday pickup.

At 7:28 PM , Blogger Sling said...

apos-Yer not missing a whole lot.I just get a kick out of all the aspiring talent out there.
...and trash day would make a helluva lot more sense if were on like,monday,Wednesday,or Friday.You know,..days that rhyme..

At 9:23 PM , Blogger Monica said...

i love love love donovan!

there wasn't a barricade on earth that my dog couldn't disable. she even learned doorknobs! for all the frustration dogs cause, it's a good thing they're cute because i bet people wouldn't put up with their mischief. I love dogs.

At 2:10 AM , Blogger Grish said...

You see I don't have a dog atm, but here people just let em lose and they roam free. Of course their life span is greatly reduced as a direct

At 3:11 AM , Blogger Danielle said...

Heya' Sling
Thanks for the song.
I will be getting that one when I can.
Real nice.

At 6:37 AM , Blogger gina said...

I'm so glad you admit to watching AI. Now I don't feel like the Lone Ranger. :) Remember last season it was "Chicken Little" that stayed a little too long? The year before that it was that Jon Peter kid who still can't sing. There's always one that the teeny boppers love, and they call and text in droves. Eventually, as more and more of the better singers get booted and their fans start voting for the other good singers, the bad one goes home. Unfortunately, there has been SO much made of Sanjaya this year, that I'm afraid the fans of Gina (nice name, huh?), Brandon, and the other good ones that have been booted, will vote for him out of spite. Howard Stern (not the Anna Nicole Howard Stern) has been urging his listeners to vote for Sanjaya just because he hates AI, but c'mon, how many votes can that account for? No, I think you're right. He's the child of Satan.

My trash day is Thursday. Sometimes, if it weren't for the neighbor's cans being out, I'd forget too.

I had an Australian Shepherd back in Colorado who jumped fences like they were curbs. A number of times I would come home to the cops in front of my house, my dog on my porch, and them laughing about how many fences he'd jumped as they'd chased him through the neighborhood. Unfortunately, I ended up having to chain him in a fenced yard to keep him in. The dog could jump the freaking moon.

At 11:50 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

I knew there was a contingent of gay East Indians bent on toppling the American music industry! I just knew it!

At 10:52 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Sling we usually cop your U.S. Idol months after its over, after we have had the Australian Idol...and sadly there is not much to pick betwixt...

One year here though this part Aussie aboriginal, part Aussie Celt girl won it...she was only 16 and huge...I mean huge, not just chubby, but somehow not gross... more like the big opera singers... oh boyo could she sing...she had a voice like warm Caramel might sound and could range right up and down. She could sing anything they threw at her and although there were snide remarks about "you'll make it if you lose weight" she didn't lose weight and she made it big here, which in a country of 20million means you might still have to have another job to pay the rent at times.

She did her own arrangement of some of the Beatles, some up to date stuff and some classical and she mastered them was the only time I was interested because she beat the system of sameness...and why she beat the system was because she was sooo good, too good and they could not pretend she wasn't or there would have been upset.

I'll see if I can find out a bit more about have just reminded me...

The funny thing about the judges in both countries is that ther are not really all that great themselves... but then it keeps the wolf from the door ...although Paula Abdul is not too bad.

At 8:48 AM , Blogger Sling said...

..yet another fine example of the comments being WAY better than my post! :)..I'll be stopping by all your houses today to borrow comments I mean..

At 12:03 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

I was sitting here just tapping my foot waiting for my STUPID dial up to load your site and here comes a little tiny message in the corner of my screen telling me you left a comment. Hope you have a nice weekend....bake a ham or a roast....give the left overs to the puppies, have a beer and know you are cute....admit it. The Sopranos start tomorrow night, the second episode of the Tudors are on and the local Catholic Church will probably collapse tomorrow at 9 because I am going to mass! So, try beat that!

At 1:07 PM , Blogger Allan said...

I don't have to watch Idol to know what's up- it's covered by the so-called 'real' news, which I DO watch and read.
I think the kid is great. He has subverted AI and hopefully ruined it forever.
AI is just a glorified Karaoke contest- that stuff should be kept in bars and living rooms where it belongs. Maybe it would be fun if i still drank...and smoked... *grumble,gripe*

Even Olbermann wastes time on it, which bothers me.

At 3:08 PM , Blogger CS said...

Aw, Donovan. I had a greatest hits album of his that I listened to over and over in college. Drove my roommate crazy.

Anyway, I ahven't seen American Idol in years, but I am flat out astounded at the maount of publicity being generated by this one kid.

At 5:29 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

they are voting in masses for the worse singer..and he's makes me crazy..i stopped watching after this last one, when the little rock and roller got tosses and he's still there...i think someone had better put a hit out on the little prick..


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