Batten Down the Hatches,..There's a Storm Brewin'!..

..I always wanted to say that.

The biggest winter storm in over a decade is poised to swoop down on O-Town like some giant swooping thing!

Rob,the channel 24 weather geek,is all twitterpated over the prospects,and I'm sure is lording over my favorite news anchor, Ashley-of-the-blond-persuasion,even now.

Barometers are rising,thermometers are falling,and the satellite picture looks like one of those swirling painted things you make yourself in 3rd grade art class...I love those things!..anyway..

This is what all that boils down to;

For you Cosmetology buffs,..It's gonna be a bad hair day!

For you Meteorology buffs,(who clearly don't give a damm about your hair,or hygiene in general),..We're due to get 10 feet of snow in the mountains,6 inches of rain in the valley,and winds upwards of 65 miles per hour!..

Add to that an abundance of inevitable,and unpredictable blackouts,and it looks like "This is a'goin ta be a whopper!" (I like to wax all Northeastern Seaboard in these situations..ay'up).

All this mayhem is scheduled,for our shopping convenience,to begin long about 5:00 pm central O-Town time.

We've got everything secured,candles and flashlights at the ready,and plenty of leftover pizza bread to carry us through the next 48 hours.

the Lizzard King and I both have battery powered laptops in the event of a power outtage,so as long as the internet stays up,we should be fi..................