Thursday, January 03, 2008

Batten Down the Hatches,..There's a Storm Brewin'!..


..I always wanted to say that.


The biggest winter storm in over a decade is poised to swoop down on O-Town like some giant swooping thing!

Rob,the channel 24 weather geek,is all twitterpated over the prospects,and I'm sure is lording over my favorite news anchor, Ashley-of-the-blond-persuasion,even now.
Barometers are rising,thermometers are falling,and the satellite picture looks like one of those swirling painted things you make yourself in 3rd grade art class...I love those things!..anyway..
This is what all that boils down to;

For you Cosmetology buffs,..It's gonna be a bad hair day!

For you Meteorology buffs,(who clearly don't give a damm about your hair,or hygiene in general),..We're due to get 10 feet of snow in the mountains,6 inches of rain in the valley,and winds upwards of 65 miles per hour!..

Add to that an abundance of inevitable,and unpredictable blackouts,and it looks like "This is a'goin ta be a whopper!" (I like to wax all Northeastern Seaboard in these situations..ay'up).
All this mayhem is scheduled,for our shopping convenience,to begin long about 5:00 pm central O-Town time.
We've got everything secured,candles and flashlights at the ready,and plenty of leftover pizza bread to carry us through the next 48 hours.
the Lizzard King and I both have battery powered laptops in the event of a power outtage,so as long as the internet stays up,we should be fi..................


22 Comments:

At 6:13 PM , Blogger jan said...

You should be better prepared. You need a new internet service provi

 
At 6:30 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

My daughter was in Mammoth this morning and they got a reverse 911 call to leave. Period. She just got home safely. It is 12 here, snow fuckery going on with wind. Get some water in jugs and blan

 
At 7:03 PM , Blogger hello, my name is danny. said...

and don't forget to hang onto your britches, too!

so far the east bay is still braving the forthcomi

 
At 7:47 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

Hahahaha and Wow. Rosemary's Mammoth (ha) blizzard o' nought-eight tale on top of your hatch battening news ... eeeeek. It's so exciting!! Sorry. It's always exciting when you're sitting in the plump, lazy ass mid-section of the state with nothing but clouds and a little surf to ooh and ahh over.

Although we have had torrential rains. And mudslides. And we were stranded for a week once. They swear we're going to get your left overs. You can't ski on leftovers.

Pbpbpbp. It's good you got juice in the laptops. Do you have hot chocolate? Do you want care packages?

 
At 10:03 PM , Blogger Mom said...

but did you remember to buy toilet paper? One needs extra during big storms.
It's getting cold in Maryland. 19 degrees, but no snow.

 
At 10:45 PM , Blogger Willym said...

why that's anothin' I remember the big storm of '96 - it was so bad... oh shit I'm channelling my grandfather - could be worse I guess it could have been my grandmother.

 
At 11:39 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Wow! Thats some weather you'll be getting or already have gotten by now...its softly raining here right now...I shouted myself a couple of floor fans because its been hot and humid... all the trees are hanging with rain jewels and its so beautiful - hope you lot survived okay

 
At 7:58 AM , Anonymous Tater said...

Good luck with the big storm Sling! I'm sure it will wind up screwing with us in Chicago before all is said and done. Time to put a fresh coat of wax on the snowboard. I always assumed O town was Oakland, am I wrong?

 
At 8:06 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

strap yourself to the tree with roots, you ain't going nowhere.

 
At 8:13 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

I once sat in the dark for 4 days. I hope you have good coffee.

 
At 9:04 AM , Blogger Monica said...

i hope you're well stocked in soup and books!

 
At 9:19 AM , Blogger Doralong said...

Be safe, stay inside with LK and do let us know you're OK.. OK????

 
At 10:04 AM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

holy shit..stock up on beer, toilet paper and reading material...on the brighter side..it's going to be 72 here tomorrow...

 
At 12:02 PM , Blogger Auld Hat said...

Yes, I can not stress enough the importance of coffee. Followed in short order by toiletries.
Considering that it is now the next day and you have yet to post, I am choosing to assume you are at work rather than under a house. Please tell me you did not wear your ruby slibbers.

 
At 12:03 PM , Blogger Auld Hat said...

Slibbers?! I don't even know what that means!

 
At 2:00 PM , Blogger more cowbell said...

I'm still adjusting to that West Coast fact that "big storm" means wind, rain, trees falling over, flooding, and power outages, as opposed to snow, ice, snow, wind chill, snow, snow plow shortages, and power outages.

Do you have twister? Also, a pillow fight in skimpy skivvies keeps the body temperature up as well as relieving boredom.

As long as your plumbing holds up, things should be bearable...

 
At 3:32 PM , Blogger Serena Joy said...

Holy moly! I hear there are hurricane-force winds with these California monster storms. Stay in and stay safe!

 
At 3:47 PM , Blogger Allan said...

Blogging sure changes the way one watches the weather- including falling highway bridges!
Safe wishes for everyone out there.

 
At 5:31 PM , Blogger Citymouse said...

just looking at the weather...are you still hanging on? Sending good thougths your way!

 
At 12:17 PM , Blogger CS said...

Yikes. And thanks for making me thankful for the mild weather we are having right now.

 
At 12:51 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

it's 78 degrees and sunny...mojo called me from san francisco yesterday about 3pm..no electricity...a huge tree was uprooted in her front yard and scared the crap out of her...she lives right in the haight ashbury disctict and said all the hippies were ooohing and ahhhing and doing a lot of 'far out's' over the tree..winds were up to 80 miles an hour..

 
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