See Spot run!..
Apparently,these people don't realize that I graduated 83rd in my class at the Rutherford B. Warzniak Manual Arts and Trade School!....dammit.
Tune in for my next post;
Dodgeball...The implications and ramifications of pre-pubescent males gettin' hit square in the 'nads by a 40 MPH, 14" red rubber ball...
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Damn! I was hoping to get to feel all superior, but I only got a junior high rating. Must be my early adolescent sense of humor.
I got junior high too....but I use bad words so that's probably why....I'm a teenager that way.
im going to try it but i bet it comes out porn...
elementary my ass..ive seen some of those kids in elementray school...they couldn't spell cat if you spotted them the c and the a....
Yeah - I did this stupid litte no- nothing, ignorant, based-in-BS survery a month or so ago. I'm "elementary", too, my Dear Watson. Big Freakin' Deal...if I BELIEVE I'm smarter than everyone else, shouldn't that count for SOMETHING???
Well, apparently not....
Still...I was crushed to discover that I'm like the "Blogland Village Idiot". Good to know I'm not alone. ha! ('Course I know this won't matter, coming from an "elementary style writer" like myself, but I've always found your writing to be extremely mature, not to mention witty beyond compare. So here's to blowing a big. fat raspberry at those survey makers.)
I'm proud of my rating!..
I'm just glad it didn't say,"Put your helmet on and get back on the little bus"..
Plus!..I'm pleased to say that many of my readers have extraordinary ratings. :)
I took this a while back - mine came out "Genius Level" ??? I don't know about that ...
Anywho - Have a Happy New Year, Sling.
Well, no wonder i enjoy reading your blogs. I like things I can understand.
Did mine a month ago and apparently only University Professors should be reading mine. I find this odd on two counts. I didn't know University Professors knew how to read. I'm a high school drop out. And it could account for the low number of hits I get.
But then I realized the secret - just use big words... any big words.... and you must never say the word fuck that will lower your score but fornicate sends it through the roof.
Slingster,
A very Happy New Year to you, and all those you hold dear. I have been sick and lax at catching up with blogs, but am rectifying it slowly. I got a high school rating which I find amusing, since I really don't remember much from that time in my life, besides learning to make a pot pipe out of an apple...
holy christ, i got college, post grad.
must be the singing turtle.
I've seen that thing around and I don't think it's very accurate. I typed in my EMAIL address and it said 'Genius'...the radio station's website is also 'Genius'. I know that ain't true, I write for it.
What's in your lunch, Sling? Trade you my egg salad for your bologna?
I can't get this to tell me my level even though I've tried many times. They must not have a dog level.
Oh how exciting, I am rated Genius. Of course, I probably just submitted my URL to spam-o-rama so maybe that knocks me down a peg or two, but who cares.
I got uh L M N tary 2. pft. Kleerly thay r ideotz.
Now then, wood u like 2 play in street with me or chase parked carz?
I might sneak away and try it, but I'm not going to be at all surprised if I'm pre-school. I know that that's how evolved my blogging is, I don't need the big ribbon to velcro on my sleeve.
Humm, must be me and my dirty mouth ;) But then again, I did to a great degree stop paying attention in High School anyway.
Who knows why these things "rate" the way they do? They probably give a different answer every time you try. LOL. I had to incite the use of a lot of dirty words on my blog to finally get my "R" rating.:)
Dearest Mr. Sling,
I just wanted to say thank you for the recipe for the espresso drink. I have ordered an espresso machine for the process of making this fattening but delish mixture. I can estimate that my ass will be the size of a small island within a month.
Regards to you in this New Year of 2008. I hope all of your wildest dreams come true.
Sincerely,
Mrs. rosemary with 5 cats and 2 dogs.
I expected them to place me in elementary school, which they did. But Lorraine and Sling? You guys are actually smart. OUCH!
Holy crap!..all these comments.
Rest assured,if I am reading your blog you are most decidedly in the "Genius" catagory...Talented,and fascinating!!..But then,..you're reading my blog,so it's probably a wash..
As per usual it wouldn't read mine...does that mean mine was way beyond what it could cope with do you reckon?
I got High School, which is actually quite shocking if that bit about curse words lowering your rating is true. In that case, I should be back at See Spot Run level.
Anyway, elementary school was way more fun that high school.
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