Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dear Barack,

I'm writing this letter,in an attempt to bring you up to speed on what I expect from you.
You see,I'm convinced that you will be the next President of my United States of America.
..Yeah,I said 'my'.
It belongs to me,by virtue of having been born within it's boundaries,nurtured in it's bounty,rejoiced in it's glory,and mourned along side my brethren in times of national grief for more than half a century.
So pay attention young man,because I'm just too tired to repeat myself.

I expect you to wake up each and every morning,as if today was your last chance to inspire the nation to listen,really listen,to the better Angels of our nature.

I expect you to accept,with humble determination,the legacy of freedom,and equality that was at the forefront of our founding father's intent,when Thomas Jefferson first penned the phrase,'We The People'.

I know,you know what I'm sayin',so don't even try to pass responsibility on to some nebulous 'Those guys'..
The buck stops with you son,so don't piss down my neck,and tell me it's raining.

I'm confident that you recognize your place in history as this country's first Afro-American President,..and that's the last time I'll ever make that distinction,because from this day forward,labels count for naught.

I expect you to perform the duties of the office of President,as if you only have one term in which to impact the next several generations of Americans for the better.

Can you do that?..I hope so.
Because if you disappoint me,I will fire your ass on the spot!
I can do that,..I'm an American,..look it up.

Your Friend,



At 4:53 PM , Blogger danny/ink2metal said...


i'm on your band wagon sling!

At 6:49 PM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

uh...if we could really fire a president..bush would be sitting in his rocking chair on his little compound in crawford texas, wondering what the fuck happened...
my advice to my future president ?...
don't fuck up...

At 7:06 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

Amen, brother! :)

At 7:22 PM , Blogger Danielle said...

I'm adding my voice to the choir!


As always, my sweet.

At 7:40 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Okay,I may have exaggerated a little bit with the whole,'on the spot' thing,but not really.
We need to get back to the part where They work for us!..dammit.
Bush seems to have gotten away with a second term,in spite of his clear intentions to become dictator.
I blame us for not ousting this miserable despot the instant we had the opportunity,four years ago.
But that's okay,because in my country,we can call a fascist a fascist,and cleanse ourselves of their malevolent presence by way of the voting booth.
Oh yes,..I'm an Obama supporter,but he needs to know that WE are keeping an eye on him.
Even more so after eight years of tyranny under GW...end of rant.

At 7:52 PM , Blogger Mom said...

Good advice. Amen.

At 8:47 PM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

did you get the plate number of that turnip truck you just fell off?

At 8:58 PM , Blogger Sling said...

mom- Amen. :)

billy P.- I didn't fall off,I was pushed off by GW.

At 9:34 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

Dont piss down my neck and tell me its raining is so fucking funny...I lost all spit in my mouth.

But I agree...and amen too.

At 8:10 AM , Blogger LostInCO said...

Yes dammit! They work for us! You tell 'em.

At 8:33 AM , Blogger Allan said...

I miss the days when Republican Presidents could get reprimanded for bad behavior..."we" almost fired Clinton but Bush is sacrosanct. Makes no sense.

At 11:51 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll be sending him a copy of this right?

At 5:24 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

He still hasn't called you back, has he?

At 7:09 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Sage- I stole that line from Jack Nichloson,my favorite maniac. :)

lostinco- I don't mind 'em gettin' a few perks,I just expect them to earn their paycheck like everyone else.

allan- I've said it before,..if 911 hadn't happened,Georgie would have been the most harmless president in the history of,well,ever.
Instead,he got thrust into a situation so far beyond his limited mental abilities,that the vultures in his administration leapt at the chance to very nearly flush our democracy down the shitter.
It's not too late to fix things.

Hat-tasia- I think the temporary restraining order might just preclude that.

Rainey- No he hasn't!..I feel so used.

At 8:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? Then why haven't we fired Bush's ass a long time ago?

At 9:05 PM , Blogger Sling said...

citizen- Exactly!..I say we clean out his desk,and change the locks over the weekend.

At 5:38 AM , Blogger yellowdog granny said...

I hope they not only throw him out of the white house they run his ass out of texas..we can give ourselves a bad name with out any help from him...thank you very much

At 10:01 AM , Blogger Doralong said...

I'm writing in for the Sling?Iwanowski ticket personally..

At 3:01 PM , Blogger Kari (GrannySkywalker) said...

Sling, is it possible for us to disagree politically and still be friends? Just asking...I hope so. I enjoy reading your stuff too much to be cut off from you. :)


At 4:48 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellowdawg- I don't hold GW against Texas doll...I have enough Texans in my family who'll do it for me. ;)

doralong- I'm writing in Martin sheen.

kari- Well hell yes we can still be friends if you disagree with me about anything!
It's the American way. :)

At 6:29 PM , Blogger Kari (GrannySkywalker) said...

You're the greatest, Sling. My kinda guy all the way. Well, except for politics, I guess. I'm sure any "discussions" between us on the subject would be enlightening - one way or the other. But let's save it for another where we have plenty of wine and song to see us thru the rough spots. lol


At 6:43 PM , Blogger Sling said...

kari- In vino Veritas!..
In wine,there is truth.

At 4:32 AM , Blogger Willym said...

So wonderfully expressed Sling. And it is the ability to express those thoughts freely and the desire to keep that freedom of expression that gives me hope for the U.S.

At 10:18 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

I hope for, for the othershe whole world that he does what you ask - I veer between two extremes of extreme optimism and extreme cynicism - I hope for a miracle always, daily -

but as far as pollies go - most have already sold their souls to the devil - I have to hope this one is a little better - time will tell

Ah - Sling wish I had more faith... and then I do - it is still there but badly bruised.

At 5:03 AM , Blogger Citymouse said...

Now take that and place it every "letter to the editor" in every news paper around the country!

Well said Sling!

At 9:15 PM , Blogger Barb said...

Way to go Sling! I absolutely agree with you. GO BAM BAM!!!

I am surprised someone hasn't offed "Little Hitler" yet after the mess he has made of this country. We can't take another republican President. There will probably be mass suicide if McCain is elected in November. God help us!

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