Friday, November 13, 2009

Ask Sling..

Dear Sling,
Well,President Obama has done it again!
He's ordered that five of the men responsible for the terrorist attacks on 9/11 be brought back to the United States,to stand trial for their crimes..in a civilian court!
Do you know what that means?
That means that they will be guaranteed a public trial,with all the rights and privileges of every one else that commits crimes against the people of the United States!
Oh.My.God..Ladies and gentlemen!
*Wheeze..Harrumph!*
Now we probably won't be able to use much of the information that was developed using illegal torture enhanced interrogation techniques,not to mention that they will have a public forum in which to poison our children's minds with their hateful dogma.
This is typical Liberal shenanigans!
..I mean,I've spent years instilling my own hateful dogma in the hearts of my offspring,and I'll not have some black Muslim foreign Nigerian Socialist body me and twelve of my friends didn't even vote for, undermining all that carefully orchestrated fundamentalist indoctrination.
Why can't we just do the right thing,and take them out into the woods behind Gitmo,have them dig their own graves,and put an unceremonious bullet in the back of their heads?
That would be the American way!

Sincerely,
Lush Rimjob

Dear bloated,bigoted,fact twisting,do-whatever-it-takes to instill fear in the weak minded in an effort to advance your own pathetic racist agenda,douchebag,..

In the name of GAWD!..How the fuck is it you can pollute the airwaves with all your unintelligible fucking bullshit about Obama 'Taking away our rights and freedoms',..and then incite people to abandon the entire Bill of Rights when it suits your visceral thirst for vengeance?
Here's a news flash for you..When we circumvent due process,the terrorists win.
..It's just that simple.
And speaking of due process,you incredibly ignorant fuck,if ANY evidence is excluded due to statements made under duress TORTURE,you can lay that shit on the administration that chose to ignore American principles,shred the Constitution,and embark on their own unilateral wet dream...That would be Dickless Cheney,and his hapless underling,Bubba Bush!
As far as your hue and cry against bringing them to the United States to face prosecution in a civilian court being too dangerous for the public good,let me remind you that prior to 9/11,the most devastating terrorist attack on American soil was the Oklahoma City bombing.
Timothy McVeigh was not only held accountable in civilian court,but was successfully prosecuted, found guilty,and eventually put to death.
I guess you didn't have a problem with that,what with him being a white guy and all.
Besides,we have another legal tradition in this country that you've undoubtedly conveniently forgotten.

'Habeas Corpus',..which roughly translates to,'Bring that motherfucker HERE!'..So he can stand on the site of his atrocity,face the judgement of the people he's violated,in the civilized light of day,and present the example of real American justice to the world.
Friend and foe alike..

..and while I'm on a roll,..tell your girlfriend Hannity to go fuck himself,and raise his own little bastards.

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17 Comments:

At 3:15 AM , Blogger Willym said...

nicely understated but the stupid bastard still won't get it!

 
At 10:13 AM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

i want to have your babies.

 
At 10:14 AM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

IF I could have babies, that is.

 
At 10:37 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

i think these guys would have had more propaganda value to the previous administration in a civilian trial.

it could have been an 8 year trial and larry king could be extended to a 90 minute show.

 
At 1:42 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Have I told you lately that I love you?

 
At 2:03 PM , Blogger jan said...

I just want it all to be over and for them to be dead. Am I evil? They WILL have all those virgins and all.

 
At 2:56 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Willym- The really scary thing is,that I believe he really does get it,and just doesn't care as long as he can make a buck exploiting people's fear.

Yellerdawg- It's probably just as well..
I'm pretty sure there must be some sort of public safety regulation against you and I producing offspring. ;)

Billy P.- Oh..You can bet your bottom dollar that this trial is gonna be a voyeuristic media bonanza!..
OJ's got nothin' on these guys.

Rainey- Yes you have,..and I never get tired of hearing it. :)

Jan- You are not evil.
Plus!..You've hit on an additional salient point.
These guys aren't trying to hide themselves from prosecution.
Their greatest hope is to die like 'martyrs',so they won't be holding back on their declarations of responsibilty..Know what I'm sayin'?

 
At 3:45 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

I like a good Thomas Paine revival. I mean,if you go through your reply and carefully edit out all the names, leaving blanks, I'm thinking that would make a pretty good all purpose form letter. A pamphlet.

I'd buy your pamphlets.

 
At 4:13 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Booda Babe- I like to think it's just a matter of 'Common Sense',after all.
Do I have to edit out all the names?..I'm especially fond of 'douchebag' when it comes to political pamphlets.

 
At 5:01 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

On read No. 2, it looks like the only name that needs deleting would be Hannity ... but maybe even THAT could stay since there are probably a whole lot of prospective recipients with big old right wing crushes.

SOMEHOW, every time I read a descriptive like, say, 'ignorant fuck,' I automatically replaced it and that's how I ended up with some whacked idea that it was a letter that could only go to one. What kind of pamphleteer would you be if you only distributed a single copy, I ask you that?

 
At 7:41 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Oh Sling I love 'ya. I like to reread these posts after having a few. Kind of how you can really appreciate the beat and rhythm of a good song when you're a little bit stoned. At least as far as I can recall.

 
At 8:49 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Booooda Babe- I tend to revert to familial colloquialisms when I've had a dram or twelve.
Still...

Thinker- See!..This is what I love about Bloggertown.
People I care about can stop by and go,'Holy crap!..Maybe I'll come back after a few' ..
In real life,..not so much.

 
At 1:48 PM , Blogger laurent said...

Well said, now let's see how this trial unfolds.

 
At 10:49 AM , Blogger Mom said...

I completely agree with these wise, insightful views.Amen brother Sling

 
At 3:37 PM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

no matter the sex it would grow up to rule the underworld..

 
At 8:13 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

LOL! I love it when you get angry, Sling!! :)

And also, I love you. *smiles*

 
At 8:45 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Wish we had a Prime Minister we actually cared about? Who actually did something rather than dither hither and thither

 

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