Thursday, January 14, 2010

If you nail two things together,that have never been nailed together before,..someone will buy it.

..This was advertised on my Yahoo sidebar.


It seems that some world renowned designer has toiled laboriously to bring me this aesthetic wonder,at the unprecedented discount of 80%!!
I don't even care what the price of my exclusive membership might be..I must possess it!

...anyone out there know what the fuck this thing is?

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25 Comments:

At 1:24 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

It's a shoe. And from the looks of it, a hooker shoe. Metallics are in but that thing is seriously bedazzled.

 
At 1:36 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Thinker-..Oh..I see it now.
Do you think it comes in a size 11?

 
At 2:27 PM , Blogger Willym said...

Took a minute but it definately is a shoe... and seems to me I saw a few of the girls on Via Saleria wearing something like that with very smart matching thongs and halter tops - when they bothered to wear the tops!

 
At 3:06 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Willym- I stared at the freakin' thing for an hour.
Sorta like those 'Is it two profiles,or a goblet?' type things..
I figured it was some sort of jewelry,and came up with several bizarre scenarios about which body part one might adorn themselves with it.
..Now all I can see is a shoe.

 
At 3:18 PM , Blogger secret agent woman said...

You are a nut. How could you know that was a shoe? A silly-looking shoe, I'll grant you, but still...

 
At 3:21 PM , Blogger jp said...

I was thinking of shiny medievel helmet, but yeah, guess the shoe people are probably right. I'll forward the ad to my drag queen friends.

 
At 3:22 PM , Blogger sageweb said...

That thar...it an FMP....fuck me pump. Pump as is pumps...ladies high heels

 
At 3:47 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Secret Agent Woman- You're the psychologist..You tell me!
Oh wait..I guess 'you are a nut' is a fairly accurate clinical diagnosis.
..How much do I owe you? :P

JP- SEE!..I was thinking it was some sort of designer cod-piece.

Sage- Gee..Two straight women,two gay guys,and a lesbian all recognized it (almost) immediately..
..This whole white anglo-saxon heterosexual male thing isn't the advantage it's cracked up to be.

 
At 5:10 PM , Blogger jan said...

Definitely a ho shoe.

 
At 5:42 PM , Blogger Mom said...

That is a shoe rosemary would love. You should buy her several pairs.

 
At 6:08 PM , Blogger rosemary said...

umm...actually I do kinda like that shoe. Sage is correct...it's a FMP and I would lurve to wear a pair while I vacuum! Choo? Louboutin? Manolos? One of them has a red sole so this isn't one of those.....I'd pay for postage sling.

 
At 6:52 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Great...Now I'm the shoe Pimp.
*sigh*.

 
At 6:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wore that same shoe when I went out last weekend. Turns out Rosemary is right, it IS a FMP!

 
At 7:28 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Anonymous- You're on restriction..Starting now!

 
At 7:58 PM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

those are the type of shoes I always refered to as ho'shoes.
not that i would know anything about ho'shoes..but i'm sure if i was one...i'd wear that shoe..with a tiny mini skirt, push up bra and fish net hose. and could play that kazoo with no hands.

or not.

 
At 8:17 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Yellerdawg- I've said it before,and I'll say it again..
Jackie,..yer a classy broad!

 
At 9:10 PM , Blogger booda baby said...

Jesus, this is like a detective's convention. Everything's solved before I even parked the car ...

Me, too, I thought: how could you not know what it was - so I tested it out on A. Nope. He thought it was a really cool hooka.

 
At 10:26 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Booooda Babe- This has been the most fun social experiment!
I asked Uncle of LK,and he said,'It's a silver plated nipple!'..
..Maybe this gives us some insight into the fundamental differences between the way men and women perceive things.
I just don't know..
But I do know this!..Put a well turned ankle in the picture,and every guy will know exactly what it is.

 
At 5:33 AM , Blogger Bad Alice said...

I want to see Yellowdog Granny play a kazoo with no hands.

 
At 7:46 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

my russian mail order bride comes with 2 pairs of those shoes and a goat.

 
At 1:33 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Bad Alice- I'm pretty sure we can bribe her into a performance with a Dublin Dr. Pepper!

Billy P.- Does the lovely Mrs. Myshkin object to having a strange goat in the house?

 
At 8:18 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

A shoe of course just like melissa would buy so she can be 6.1 rather than 5.9

 
At 1:26 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

Those shoes might be a bit too slutty for you, Sling--maybe. *hee hee*

 
At 12:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Opulently I acquiesce in but I dream the list inform should prepare more info then it has.

 
At 10:35 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Middle Child- Melissa is 5.9?..That's pretty statuesque to begin with.

Miss HP- Oh sure..don't hate me 'cause I like to feel pretty. ;)

Anonymous- Hi!..I get the sense that you may be working very hard on your English skills,and I feel like I understand the substance of what you are saying,so I'm going to try and put your comment into a more common English usage.
'Opulently I acquiesce in but I dream the list inform should prepare more info then it has'.
Here goes..
'I tend to agree with this,but I wish it contained more information'.
..I hope that helps. :)

 

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