Friday, January 22, 2010


Lizzard King and I were sitting in a booth at our favorite greasy spoon,when I noticed this unusual disk-shaped object that appeared to be hovering over the dam in the cloudy skies above O-Town!
It's flashing lights,and resonant hum began to frighten the birds and..Oops,..steak and eggs are here...
Gotta go.

Have a great weekend kids!



At 4:15 PM , Blogger jan said...

You should always eat well before they abduct you.

At 5:06 PM , Blogger Random Thinker said...

Don't UFO's usually jet away at the end?

At 5:16 PM , Blogger YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

what the hell?...did they ever go away?...wonder if they're still there?...sigh* I hate un answered questions.

At 5:27 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Jan- I know..I hate being probed on an empty stomach.

Thinker- Only the ones in those poor quality fake videos.
Real ones tend to hang out.

Yellerdawg- I'm pretty sure they were there 'till closing time.

At 5:56 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

My husband's Dad once saw a UFO up in rural Wisconsin--and his neighbors heard something loud go over their trailer at the same time. That's weird, wild stuff. :)

At 11:53 PM , Blogger Willym said...

Hey Aliens get hungry to you know? And of course they hung around they found intelligent life (Sling and LK) and want to observe!

At 1:41 AM , Blogger laurent said...

No it looks like the Royal Canadian Air Force buzzing the USA. The RCAF does that from time to time just for fun.

At 8:25 AM , Blogger billy pilgrim said...

those ufo's look just like canadian birds.

At 10:23 AM , Blogger booda baby said...

If I was a UFO, I'd show up seconds before people got their orders. If I was a UFo, I'd to a lot to avoid widespread hysteria. Can't stand all that squealing.

At 5:54 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Miss HP- If I ever meet aliens in real life,I'm gonna walk right up to 'em,and ask them what time it is.

Willym- Intelligent life in O-Town??..Perhaps.
I've always figured Earth to be like,the Alabama of the universe.
You know,..mostly they'd just wanna drive through without even stopping for gas.

Laurent- AHAHAHA!..That's funny right there! :)
You're kidding,..right?

billy P.- Seriously,we have great numbers of those magnificent Canadian Honkers milling about.
Which reminds me of one of the dumbest things I ever said..
The Partner and I were watching a flock flying overhead in perfect formation,and I remarked,'I thought they flew South for the Winter?'..
'They're from Canada you moron..They did!' was his reply.

Booda Babe- I think you would make a most thoughtful and gracious UFO indeed Booda.
Me?..I'd wanna stumble out all drunk,and start pinching waitresses on the butt.

At 6:17 PM , Blogger Mom said...

The world is ending! The world is ending!

At 8:10 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Did you ever find out what it was? First i thought you were having us on...till I saw that the birds are lower down... I saw something in the sky (there were three of us) and it was silent and very low- just went so fast in one direction and without slowing down did a 90 degree turn and was out of sight before we could blink -

At 8:27 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Mom- Relax Mom,the world isn't ending..It's simply going to hell in a handcart.
So you might wanna stock up on some non-perishable items. ;)

Middle Child- Sadly,I know exactly what it was.
It was a reflection of the restuarant cieling fan,on the window next to our booth.
But for a shining second,it looked like something much more wonderful!
..I like my story better.

At 8:48 PM , Blogger Middle Child said...

Got us a bewdy!!!!There was a part of me which thought you were having us on...but the other part took over!

At 9:00 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Middle Child- It's that 'other part',that makes me proud to be a citizen of Bloggertown!
There is a determined effort to imagine,that I just can't get enough of.. :)

At 1:13 PM , Blogger secret agent woman said...

And did the UFO mysteriously disappear when the inside lights of the restaurant went out?

At 1:24 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Secret Agent Woman- YES!..Whew..For a minute there,I thought I was the only one that has seen this UFO before.
..Does NASA return your calls?

At 2:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

For a minute there I was overwhelmed with excitement until you ruined my wonderment by letting me know I just spent one minute and sixteen seconds of my valuable time watching a ceiling fan refelection on a window.
So let me guess Dad, next you're gonna tell me the Easter Bunny isin't real either?
What a way to break your baby's heart.

At 2:36 PM , Blogger Sling said...

Anonypoop- Whoa!..I never said the Easter Bunny wasn't real..(I've gone through every post I've ever done).
Know this to be true..There is a Santa Claus.
Love you SO much baby!

At 9:18 AM , Blogger sageweb said...

Well I hope the Secret UFO service doesnt hunt you down.


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