Titles That Didn't Make It..

I'm suffering an alarming dearth of blogging material lately,a side effect of things seeming to go fairly well,..I think.
Blogging about things that really piss me off is one of my most enjoyable activities,and when life is rolling along at an amiable pace,it makes it hard to get motivated.

So,..I decided to go back through my drafts,and see if there was anything I started that I might draw upon.
What I found was mostly just a bunch of titles that I intended to write stories around.
Like most bloggers,I always come up with a title first,and then make up stuff to go with it.

..Which is exactly what I've done here today!

Follows,..

****Sling's list of titles that didn't make it.****

• 10 Things Every Woman Should Know About Male Menopause.


• I See Dead People!!..wait,..nevermind.


• Those Marks Are From Guys Touching Her With Ten-Foot Poles.
• Titles That Didn't Make It.


• O-Town..Land O' Plenty.
  
• Does This Look Infected To You?...and,


• Spotted Owls Taste Just Like Dolphins!

They all sounded pretty good at the time,but lost their appeal once the Vicodin wore off..