These are my work pants..

They were brand new two weeks ago.

It's not all glamour and excitement..

And to make matters worse,

it's HOT!..101 degrees and climbing here in O-Town.

So if I seem a little cranky,it's probably because the weather,and my pants,are conspiring to piss me off.

This is a nice blue Lobster..This makes me feel better.

And while I make it a policy never to eat anything blue,I would probably make a notable exception in this case.

..now I'm going to Wal-Mart to buy some new pants.