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I think that,as bloggers,we may possibly be in a position to do something truly historic.
From time to time,in the event of something new and different,the very brief opportunity arises to coin a new phrase!
Like that pilot that first described UFO's as 'flying saucers',or that DJ whose name I can't remember right now,that labeled a new genre of music as 'rock and roll'.
More often than not,it seems like the honor of coining a new phrase is snatched up by some best selling author,or well respected journalist who makes a casual reference that immediately becomes part of the national lexicon.
Well not this time dammit!
I'm talking about how we should refer to Bill Clinton,in the event that Hillary is elected President.
After two centuries of addressing the presidential spouse as 'first lady',I guess it might naturally follow that 'first gentleman' would seem appropriate.
Sorry ladies..Too bland.
Besides,It's a matter of custom to continue calling an ex-president,'President'
How much confusion will that cause?
I mean,..'Today President Clinton was accompanied by President Clinton to the Yada-Yada conference'..
There's a place for everyone,and everyone should be in their place.
I just think this is our opportunity to get in on the ground floor,and come up with something better!
Here are just a few of my recommendations;
- Mr. Bill
- The First Husband,(in the long run,I think Hillary may already have this one in mind)
- Gentleman William,(I kinda like that!)
- '..and her escort du jur'
- That lying,cheating,son-of-a-bitch!
- Sparky..
Seriously,someone is gonna set precedent.
It may as well be bloggers!
I'd love to hear your thoughts on the subject.
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