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Dear Sling,

There is this girl in my neighborhood that I just can't stand.

People enjoy being around her,and that really pisses me off!

You see,I'm convinced that I am her superior in every way,and yet,with all my efforts,I can't get anyone to give a mad fuck about what I have to say!

Shouldn't everyone be dripping off my every word?

I mean,I took an intercourse in journalism in high school,and I have been known to turn the occasional phrase,so why is it that with my sterling attendance record at the Ronald Reagan school of Communications in Porksboro Illinois,nobody gives a rat's ass?

Even when I deign to drop my magnificent presence into bloggertown,I can't muster more than a disinterested,'Meh'...

Is it because I'm an insignificant,self-proclaimed-professional-semi-literate-wannabe?..

..or is it because I just suck?

Yours Truly,

Too Cool For You!..

Dear ankle biting,pathetically transparent,twinkie gulping,yappy little twat,...

..Yes!