Makes perfect sense to me..

**Warning**
..Much capitalization,and profanity ensues..

I had a whole other post lined up for today.
You know how you do.
And then I watched the local news.

I've ranted about this from time to time.
As a bike rider,It consistently boggles my mind that I have got to be on the defensive every second,while going to and fro about my business.
Is there something I'm missing?
I mean,you are in a two ton fuckin' ballistic projectile,and I'm all of a buck-sixty on an alluminum pedalbike.
Every week,I hear about yet another bike rider,wiped out by some driver that was just too preoccupied with their own SHIT-FUCK life,to take a moment to pull their head out of their ass.
Every.Mother.fucking.week.

**In Today's Fucking News**..I shit you not.



Okay...Well,it seems that this DISABLED FUCKING VETERAN!!..had the audacity to drive his wheelchair at night,without headlights!
Well there ya go.
How is anyone supposed to yak on their fucking cell phone,put on their make-up,play with their pussy,find their favorite song on their fucking CD,and avoid hazardous,wheelchair bound FUCKING DISABLED VETERANS,while they're drunk?
I just don't know.
The good news is!!..He didn't have long to live anyway.

BUT!!..Fear not.
Our local constabulary is on the job!



Oh,..I see.
According to this puke fucking,ignorant,I've got a badge and here is the official stance of dickless cocksuckers that can't get it up unless they have the smell of gun metal,and John Brown leather belts wafting about,look me dead in the face and expect me to buy this cretinous logic,blights on all that is decent,GO FUCK YERSELF,YOU PSYCHOTIC WASTE OF EJACULATE!...

It's a cross-WALK!..He should have been walking!
..He was 'riding'.
No mention of the fact that,apparently,someone else was FUCKING DRIVING! in the crosswalk at the same time.
Homeless recycling guy was clearly in violation of article 15 of the uniform code of ..umm..something,which states,..
'If we don't like it,you can't do it!'

Oh.
I wonder if Mr. dead in his tracks,DISABLED FUCKING VETERAN ever needed to cross the street in his wheelchair?
Well don't ya know,he should have been pushing it across the street!..
..It's the law.