If only they had used their powers for good!..

Emboldened by the success of last Wednesday's Diet Coke and Mentos extravaganza,Nick and I decided to enlist the aid of our good friend Tyson,over at research and development.
I had noted that we needed a better Mentos delivery system and Tyson,after five days without sleep,reams of mathematical calculations,15 tuna sandwiches,and 7.6 gallons of 'Ice Blue' gatorade,emerged from his dimly lit cubicle with this marvel of ingenuity!

It's a Self-Contained,Ball and Cock,..(Oh jeez,..you people are incorrigible!)..Confection Retainer and Manual Excitation device!

(..ummm,..we'll decide on a more viable retail monicker at our next stockholder's meeting).
PLUS!.. he brought it in at slightly less than $183,000.00!

By an amazing coincidence,we had just enough cash left in the corporate coffers to purchase the requisite two-litre bottle of Diet Coke,and an entire pristine roll of Mentos (most refreshing) Mints,..except I ate one,so really it was very nearly an entire roll,..but still.



I'd like to acknowledge the invaluable help of Ms. Hat,who guided me through the intricate process of turning my crappy sideways videos 90 degrees to the right!..Thanks Sunshine. :)

We think we can bring the final offering price down to $19.95 (plus S&H),and are presently researching peripheral applications..