Darling Daughter Update..
Darling Daughter: 'Ok Dad, so first I was confronted by a 12 foot trannie, a hobo took a shit in the lobby, my apartment is the size of a jail cell,and this hooker was walking her dog in 10 inch heels.
...'But you CAN see the Hollywood sign from my balcony'.
Sling: ..'You have a balcony?...COOL!'.
Darling Daughter has packed up her entire operation,and moved to HOLLYWOOD!
She has recently been employed to manage this lovely building on Sunset Boulevard.
This is the view from her balcony..I don't see the Hollywood sign.
..Perhaps it was out for a lube,and oil change.
The building is across the street from the celebrated tattoo studio featured in the series, 'L.A. Ink'!
The owner assures her that she will be seeing many celebrities milling about the premises,..and apparently,the occasional dog wearing ten-inch heels..
Tyler Anne will be turning thirteen years old on her next birthday.
At which time,I will be packing her off to a convent in Silesia,where she will be sequestered away making porcelain figurines of the twelve apostles until she turns thirty..
In this photo taken immediately after being apprehended for joy-riding,and the subsequent high speed chase down the San Diego freeway,young Master Jackson poses for his fans.
..The Torrance Fire Department has declined to press charges.
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